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Shattuck: Randy Quaid’s latest crazy character is no act
The Boston Herald ^ | 10/13/15 | Tom Shattuck

Posted on 10/13/2015 7:32:39 AM PDT by calvincaspian

Bernie Sanders is no longer the most disheveled man in the Green Mountain State.

That honor now belongs to bizarre Hollywood has-been Randy Quaid, the erstwhile B-lister who washed up at the feet of U.S. Customs and Border Protection agents last week and is now an unwilling tenant at a correctional facility in northwest Vermont. For those of you keeping score, this is his third jail trip since last May, but the other two were in Canada.

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TOPICS: News/Current Events; US: Vermont
KEYWORDS: randyquaid; vermont
In “Christmas Vacation,” Cousin Eddie recounted how his daughter “Ruby Sue” overcame an eye ailment. “She falls down a well, her eyes go cross. She gets kicked by a mule. They go back. I don’t know.”

I don’t know either, Eddie, I mean Randy. But here’s hoping you get kicked by a metaphorical mule and can come back, too.

1 posted on 10/13/2015 7:32:39 AM PDT by calvincaspian
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To: calvincaspian

....”Hello boys. I’m baaaaack...”


2 posted on 10/13/2015 7:35:40 AM PDT by Sasparilla (If youce, prepare for war.)
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To: calvincaspian

Hope he still has the worm farm to fall back on.


3 posted on 10/13/2015 7:36:19 AM PDT by Charles Martel (Endeavor to persevere...)
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To: calvincaspian

Free Randy Quaid!


4 posted on 10/13/2015 7:36:46 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: calvincaspian

“is now an unwilling tenant at a correctional facility in northwest Vermont”

I imagine most are “unwilling”. sorry, that part just struck me as a little dumb.


5 posted on 10/13/2015 7:42:00 AM PDT by V_TWIN
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B-lister? That smarts! Admittedly no "super star," but how many other "B-listers" do you know whose name instantly pops up in your mind when you see his face?

His conspiracy theory regarding the "star whackers" that were out to get him sounds like total craziness, though.

Regards,

6 posted on 10/13/2015 7:42:47 AM PDT by alexander_busek (Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.)
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Randy Quaid tried to claim asylum in Canada, saying “paid government assassins” were out to eliminate him because he knew too much.


7 posted on 10/13/2015 7:43:42 AM PDT by canuck_conservative
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To: calvincaspian

“Cocaine is a helluva drug...”

— Rick James


8 posted on 10/13/2015 7:54:35 AM PDT by WayneS (Yeah, it's probably sarcasm...)
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He said it all when he said,

“UP YOUR’S”


9 posted on 10/13/2015 8:00:06 AM PDT by late bloomer ( Neglegere homo pone aulaeum. semi-retired warlord)
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[ Randy Quaid tried to claim asylum in Canada, saying “paid government assassins” were out to eliminate him because he knew too much. ]

They don’t need to kill him now as the man has killed his own credibility. He is worth more now as living plausible deniability.

Randy Quaid is a genius at staying alive!


10 posted on 10/13/2015 8:05:09 AM PDT by GraceG (Protect the Border from Illegal Aliens, Don't Protect Illegal Alien Boarders...)
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To: calvincaspian

Just go away.


11 posted on 10/13/2015 9:23:33 AM PDT by TBP (Obama lies, Granny dies.)
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He looks like Karl Marx.


12 posted on 10/13/2015 10:13:09 AM PDT by dragonblustar (Philippians 2:10)
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13 posted on 10/13/2015 11:26:38 AM PDT by blam (Jeff Sessions For President)
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