Naked woman destroys Subway restaurant in Anchorage

CBS, KTUU.com ^ | 10/14/2015 | Cameron Mackintosh

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Bering it All in the Bering.

[Zuben Elgenubi]

Firehouse is good, no question.

[SatinDoll]

So the woman was naked...but from the footprints she seemed to be wearing combat boots?

[riri]

Yeah, that's what I was wondering.

WTH is going on out there? Especially with women. Every week I read so many stories about women just doing absolutely insane things.

Good thing the patriarchy is coming to a close. You've come a long way baby.

[ifinnegan]

Yeah but I think we now have evidence on you drugs are involved...

[Vigilanteman]

Nekkid as a Jaybird in Juneau in January.

[mbarker12474]

Woman wearing only a thong trashes St. Petersburg FLA McDonalds after refused blowjob offer:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cE2EhL2k1zI

[manc]

but but , but the liberals and liberaltarians which are really the same tell us that drugs should be legal and it causes no harm.

[COBOL2Java]

Perhaps her husband promised her a foot-long, and came home with a Subway sandwich instead.

Gimme double meat, dammit!

[Rio]

Spice OD suspected in nude rampage at East Anchorage Subway

http://www.adn.com/article/20151014/spice-od-suspected-nude-rampage-east-anchorage-subway

Still no mug shot.

A woman suspected to have used Spice was arrested at an East Anchorage Subway restaurant Tuesday night after what police described as a destructive rampage in the nude.

Police spokeswoman Anita Shell said Wednesday morning that 35-year-old Nikki Abrell was held on a felony count of third-degree criminal mischief, as well as misdemeanor charges of third-degree criminal mischief and resisting arrest.

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How Juneau about that?

Alaska nother question.

How Bout Nekked Nanook of the North?

[ConservingFreedom]

Yeah but I think we now have evidence on you drugs are involved...

Please repost in English.

[left that other site]

Well, at least it’s WARM in Florida.

[MplsSteve]

“At least it wasn’t a Quiznos.”

There are so few Quizno’s anymore that she probably couldn’t find one if she wanted to!

[FirstFlaBn]

It’s obvious what happened: she overate, then loosened her pants to relieve the pressure. The photos provide evidence of the explosive decompression.

[Vigilanteman]

Unclad in Unalsaka . . . Disrobed in Delta Junction . . . Stark nekkid in Sitka in September . . . Fully nekkid in Fairbanks in February.

[Vinnie]

Firehouse NY Steamer...da bomb!

[varyouga]

Probably took “bath salts”. Legal synthetic drugs mixed from disguised Chinese research chemicals that often make people insane for life.

NOBODY would even touch these things if not for the outlawing of far safer natural drugs.

You can use pure heroin and cocaine for decades yet still come back completely healthy. BUT do bath salts for just 1 week and you will likely have permanent brain damage that no rehab will ever cure.

Funny how they used to make up stories about “cocaine crazed negroes” and “holes in the brain”. Now such things actually DO exist but only because of the WOD...

[notdownwidems]

That time of the month?

[Billthedrill]

There are strange things done in the midnight sun
By the men who moil for gold;
The Arctic trails have their secret tales
That would make your blood run cold;

If you hear a plop in a sandwich shop
It's a naked lady's rage
There'll be meat and bread dropping on your head
In the town of old Anchorage...