Naked woman destroys Subway restaurant in Anchorage

CBS, KTUU.com ^ | 10/14/2015 | Cameron Mackintosh

[simpson96]

ANCHORAGE - A woman wearing no clothes destroyed a Subway sandwich restaurant in Anchorage Tuesday night.

According to employees, the woman entered the restaurant on Tudor Road fully clothed at around 5 p.m. and went into the restrooms. When she emerged two hours later she was no longer wearing any clothes, and began to break the furniture, pull down ceiling tiles and throw around the food, tables and chairs inside the restaurant.

Police on scene told Channel 2 that the woman appeared to be on drugs when she trashed the restaurant.

Anchorage Police said they were unable to give out any information on the incident or if the woman was in custody. Investigation is ongoing.

[Dilbert San Diego]

She spent two hours in the restroom??? What the heck????

[DiogenesLamp]

Drugs. Another one of those “victimless crimes.”

[dfwgator]

Police on scene told Channel 2 that the woman appeared to be on drugs when she trashed the restaurant.

Ya think?

[Blue Jays]

Nude in Alaska in mid-October?
That is so not HOT!

[Zuben Elgenubi]

I don’t like Subway much either, but I leave the ceiling tiles alone.

[Enterprise]

"and began to break the furniture, pull down ceiling tiles and throw around the food, tables and chairs inside the restaurant."

I guess she was cranky.

[left that other site]

Naked in Anchorage in October is bad enough.

But it can’t hold a candle to:

Nude in Nome in November.

[Artemis Webb]

Something tells me that I don’t want to see filmed footage.

[ifinnegan]

“Police on scene told Channel 2 that the woman appeared to be on drugs...”

No!

That’s a shock.

[wally_bert]

I prefer Firehouse or Jimmy Johns.

[YHAOS]

pics?

[simpson96]

[SGCOS]

Perhaps her husband promised her a foot-long, and came home with a Subway sandwich instead.

[Lib-Lickers 2]

all I can think is she had just found out the Hoffman crew’s wash plant broke down again assuring that they would have another miserable season

[Yo-Yo]

I’m betting you don’t want to see the pics.

[blueunicorn6]

I guess this is what you do when you can’t fly south for the winter or hibernate.

[Gamecock]

Based on my 30+ years expertise in Emergency Medicine, both on the street working as a Paramedic and later going back to school to earn advanced degrees in the healing arts and moving to the warm confines of an emergency Department, I can assure you that hot women do not pull stunts like this.

[Impala64ssa]

Nude in Alaska in mid-October? That is so not HOT!
This PROVES man-made global warming is real! The science is settled. You're a denier /s

[ManHunter]

Let me get this straight: no one attempted to stop her...? Guess they didn’t want to violate her civil rights.