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  • Naked prostitutes chase gunmen through hotel after they posed as clients and robbed them...

    01/04/2016 10:01:49 AM PST · by Red Badger · 68 replies ^ | 10:27 EST, 4 January 2016 | Staff
    Two prostitutes were forced to run through a hotel naked as they tried to catch gunmen who robbed them while they stripped off. The pair were at the Atlanta Marriott Buckhead Hotel and Conference Center in Georgia on Saturday, thinking they were being paid a visit by a prospective client. The man entered the room and, after the group had discussed prices for around 10 minutes, a second suspect barged in with his weapon drawn.
  • Naked woman destroys Subway restaurant in Anchorage

    10/14/2015 10:01:28 AM PDT · by simpson96 · 149 replies
    CBS, ^ | 10/14/2015 | Cameron Mackintosh
    ANCHORAGE - A woman wearing no clothes destroyed a Subway sandwich restaurant in Anchorage Tuesday night. According to employees, the woman entered the restaurant on Tudor Road fully clothed at around 5 p.m. and went into the restrooms. When she emerged two hours later she was no longer wearing any clothes, and began to break the furniture, pull down ceiling tiles and throw around the food, tables and chairs inside the restaurant.Police on scene told Channel 2 that the woman appeared to be on drugs when she trashed the restaurant.Anchorage Police said they were unable to give out any information...
  • Joe Biden Swims Naked, Upsetting Female Secret Service Agents, Book Claims

    08/27/2015 2:11:52 PM PDT · by SeekAndFind · 50 replies
    US News and World Report ^ | 08/01/2014 | Steven Nelson
    Vice President Joe Biden enjoys swimming without a bathing suit, a new book claims.Biden, who’s flirting with a run for president in 2016, gives Secret Service agents an eyeful both at his Delaware home and at the vice president’s official residence in Washington, D.C., according to “The First Family Detail” by Ronald Kessler.The book relies on named and unnamed sources to describe life guarding prominent politicians including Biden, former President Ronald Reagan, former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and President Barack Obama. “Agents say that, whether at the vice president’s residence or at his home in Delaware, Biden has a...
  • Naked jogging couple leaves 1-year-old alone on beach

    09/23/2015 6:09:46 AM PDT · by dayglored · 37 replies ^ | Sep 23, 2015 | Jeremy Gray
    A 1-year-old girl was left alone on a Louisiana beach as her parents jogged -- while naked -- three to four miles away, according to news reports. Cody and Monique Bourgeois were arrested on charges of child desertion and obscenity two hours after the child was found, KATC TV reports. The baby was turned over to her paternal grandmother, Johnson said. Cameron Parish Sheriff Ron Johnson told KPLC TV drug abuse is suspected and child protective services has been called to investigate.
  • Malaysian official blames Canadians and other foreigners for quake that's killed 13

    06/08/2015 5:42:29 AM PDT · by xp38 · 18 replies
    CTV news AP ^ | June 6 2015 | Eileen Ng
    KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia -- A Malaysian official is blaming a group of foreigners including two Canadians for an earthquake that struck Malaysia's highest peak on Friday, killing 13 people. The deputy chief minister of Sabah state in Borneo said 10 foreigners "showed disrespect to the sacred mountain" by posing naked at Mount Kinabalu last week. Joseph Pairin Kitingan said a special ritual would be conducted later to "appease the mountain spirit." Officials have said the foreigners, who included two Canadians, two Dutch and a German national, broke away from their entourage and stripped naked before taking photos at the mountain...
  • Two More Women are Accusing Bill Cosby of Assault

    11/22/2014 3:33:37 PM PST · by CorporateStepsister · 106 replies
    The Daily Mail | November 22, 2014 | Corporate Stepsister
    Now two more women are coming out, accusing him, making it now up to seventeen women who have come out against him. 1) "Former comedy club manager claims Cosby gave her a Quaalude... and hours later woke up naked in his friend's bed" Read more: Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook 2) "Grandmother is latest to accuse Cosby: Former talent agent says the comedian 'drugged and attacked her during a party at his home while his wife was out of town'" Read more: Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook
  • Raver from music festival TomorrowWorld found naked in the woods

    10/11/2014 1:28:38 PM PDT · by redreno · 9 replies ^ | 10/10/2014 | By Joel Christie
    A man in Georgia last week stumbled across what he now calls 'the best hunting story of my life'. Out looking for deer in the woods near his home in Chattahoochee Hills, Casey Sanders said he heard a shout before seeing a naked young man stranded by a creek. Shocked and suspicious, Sanders announced that he was armed and started filming the bizarre encounter, which took place on October 2. He soon figured out the confused twenty-something had attended the electronic dance festival TomorrowWorld, which was set on a 500-acre property not far away, but had finished four days earlier.
  • Colombia women’s cycling team looks naked in new uniform — SEE IT

    09/15/2014 2:34:14 PM PDT · by SMGFan · 93 replies
    New York Daily News ^ | September 14, 2014
    Colombia's national cycling team has become a laughing stock with its new skin-toned uniforms. Designers of the female squad's new garb bizarrely decided to use nude-colored cloth around the groin area.
  • Naked thieves take burgers from SW Fla eatery [Nekkid!]

    07/24/2014 1:44:46 PM PDT · by Red Badger · 53 replies ^ | 07-24-2014 | Staff
    BONITA SPRINGS, Fla. -- A southwest Florida waitress has dubbed the trio of naked hamburger thieves who broke into a southwest Florida eatery "dumb, dumber and dumbest." In fact, waitress Nancy Sansevieri is still laughing after police released surveillance video Wednesday showing the college-aged men — two naked and one clad in underwear — stealing 60 hamburgers from Doc's Beach House in Bonita Beach. Police say the men broke in early Sunday and left a trail of red peppers on the beach. Doc's general manager Lou Bangert told the News-Press of Fort Myers ( ) that he's never witnessed such...
  • The naked truth about television: 500 channels and there’s nothing on. Not a stitch, in fact

    07/17/2014 2:54:29 PM PDT · by NYer · 59 replies
    Deacon's Bench ^ | July 17, 2014 | Deacon Greg Kandra
    The TV critic at The New York Times is keeping an eye on the tube, so we don’t have to. Reading this, describing what’s coming into our living rooms this summer, I have to think that’s a very good thing: In case you missed the news that traditional courtship is dead, naked people on VH1 stand ready to enlighten you. And in case you thought that television networks had evolved beyond trying to attract viewers with cheesy titillation — ditto.Yes, it’s time for “Dating Naked,” a reality series beginning Thursday on VH1 in which just-introduced strangers looking for love are...
  • SC Man: Sorry I Was Naked in Walmart, But I Accidentally Took Meth Instead of Ecstasy

    04/26/2014 10:53:48 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 62 replies
    CNS News ^ | April 23, 2014 | Matt Vespa
    A South Carolina man is feeling remorseful after his unfortunate visit to his local Walmart in Tega Cay, where he showed up wearing nothing but black running shoes.According to the Associated Press, the man, Kevin Hughes, took his naked stroll into Walmart's Health and Beauty section around midnight - and doesn't remember much from the trip.  Yes, AP says, drugs "may" have been a factor..  Hughes admits that he occasionally uses ecstasy, but accidentally took methamphetamine, which triggered the naked excursion to the retail chain:
  • Modesty is Reverence for Mystery

    02/03/2010 1:35:27 PM PST · by GonzoII · 4 replies · 248+ views
    Archdiocese of Washington ^ | Feb 2 2010 | Msgr. Charles Pope
    There has been a lot of very good discussion on yesterday’s blog post on the banishment of “dirty dancing” at many school dances. Much of the discussion has centered on modesty. Modesty is a beautiful, essential and often diminished virtue in today’s “tell-all,” ”show-all” world. There are many good definitions of modesty. Websters dictionary defines modesty first as freedom from conceit or vanity and secondly as propriety in dress, speech or conduct. It is the second definition that concerns us. While the Websters definition of modesty is surely accurate I would like to say that the most beautiful and thought-provoking...
  • Chris Christie Fires 'Stupid' and 'Deceitful' Staffer, Apologizes to New Jersey

    01/09/2014 11:37:38 AM PST · by SeekAndFind · 71 replies
    US News ^ | 01/09/2014 | REBEKAH METZLER
    New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie was unequivocal in his condemnation of the actions taken by some of his staffers last fall to exact political retribution by closing George Washington Bridge traffic lanes and causing major backups, but he continued to deny any prior knowledge of the plot in a press conference Thursday. Christie began by apologizing to the people of Fort Lee and New Jersey, and said he would be traveling to Fort Lee later Thursday to repeat his sentiment directly to the most affected community. "I am embarrassed and humiliated by the conduct of some of the people on...
  • PETA seeks Chinese approval for nude Pam Anderson billboards

    12/15/2004 12:43:29 PM PST · by TheBigB · 52 replies · 7,774+ views
    A naked Pamela Anderson will beckon from Chinese billboards in a new anti-fur campaign _ if the former "Baywatch" star can get past the censors. The posters, featuring the slogan "Give fur the cold shoulder" in English, show the Canadian-born actress topless with her back to the camera and an arm partly hiding her right breast. An image of falling snow appears above Chinese characters reading "cold shoulders are nothing compared to the pain they feel," and "please don't wear fur." China's straight-laced media regulators have yet to give the posters a green light, said Jason Baker, a Hong Kong-based...
  • Hey look! It's Enrico Pallazzo! Ed Helms attached to new 'Naked Gun' movie

    12/28/2013 6:28:13 PM PST · by Bender2 · 19 replies
    Hey look! It's Enrico Pallazzo! Ed Helms attached to new 'Naked Gun' movie By Jeff Labrecque As Variety initially reported this morning, The Hangover‘s Ed Helms is attached to the project, stepping into the sometimes-wrong, but never-in-doubt shoes of dimwitted cop Frank Drebin. Jim Abrahams, David Zucker, and Jerry Zucker, who created Police Squad!, the short-lived TV series that starred Nielsen as Drebin and inspired the three successful Naked Gun comedies, are not involved with the new movie. Instead, Reno 911! creators Thomas Lennon and Robert Ben Garant are working on the script (which makes sense since they appreciate the...
  • A Naked Eye Nova Erupts in Centaurus

    12/04/2013 7:25:43 PM PST · by BenLurkin · 13 replies ^ | December 4, 2013 | David Dickinson on
    If you live in the southern hemisphere, the southern sky constellation of Centaurus may look a little different to you tonight, as a bright nova has been identified in the region early this week. The initial discovery of Nova Centauri 2013 (Nova Cen 2013) was made by observer John Seach based out of Chatsworth Island in New South Wales Australia. The preliminary discovery magnitude for Nova Cen 2013 was magnitude +5.5, just above naked eye visibility from a good dark sky site. Estimates by observers over the past 24 hours place Nova Cen 2013 between magnitudes +4 and +5 “with...
  • Naked haunted house scares your pants off - literally

    09/24/2013 6:16:45 AM PDT · by SoFloFreeper · 24 replies
    WOAI-TV ^ | 9/23/13
    Know what's scarier than being trapped in a haunted house? Being trapped in there naked. And that's exactly what sets the "Naked and Scared" haunted house in Sinking Spring, Pennsylvania apart from others. Participants must run through the house completely naked or "prude", meaning that they are allowed to wear underwear if they choose.
  • University gets huffy about who can appear on its panels

    09/04/2013 1:02:16 PM PDT · by usalady · 5 replies
    Examiner | September 3, 2013 | Martha
    Who would have thought that in this day of women striding boastfully while exhibiting their breasts or tushies, a university would decide that an aging news commenter would go too far while exhibiting his pumped up naked aging body?
  • Woman missing in Washington after going on naked 'spiritual quest' with nothing but a fanny pack

    06/12/2013 9:39:28 PM PDT · by Baynative · 70 replies
    UK Daily Mail ^ | 6/11/13 | Anna Sanders
    Authorities are searching for a Washington woman who was last seen walking away from a campground in nothing but a fanny pack to go on a 'spiritual quest'. Maureen Kelly, 19, went missing early Sunday night from the Canyon Creek Campground in the Gifford Pinchot National Forest in southwest Washington, according to KPTV. A friend told the Skamania County Sheriff's office that Kelly left the campsite to go on a naked 'spiritual quest' with nothing but a fanny pack, but she never returned.
  • Collegian, 21, Is Rescued Off Mountain After Getting High On Mushrooms, Stripping Off Her Clothes

    05/22/2013 9:41:56 AM PDT · by servo1969 · 57 replies
    The Smoking Gun ^ | 5-20-2013 | TSG
    Meet Taylor Powers. The college student, 21, had to be rescued yesterday afternoon off a Colorado mountain after she ingested mushrooms, stripped off her clothes, and scuffled with two classmates with whom she had been hiking. After receiving a 911 call that a female hiker was “high on mushrooms and in distress,” Boulder County Sheriff’s Office deputies and other assorted rescue personnel (35 in total) responded to Chautauqua Park. Powers, seen above, was located by a park ranger who discovered that the University of Colorado undergrad had “removed all of her clothing and was being restrained” by two male companions....
  • NJ MAIG Mayor Jerramiah Healy Blames Naked Pics on Horny Hispanic Children

    05/08/2013 6:52:37 AM PDT · by marktwain · 21 replies
    Ammoland ^ | 6 May, 2013 | NA
    Jersey City, NJ --( The Huffington Post is reporting, “In 2004, the NY Times reported, “Mr. Healy, a diabetic, said that photographs showing him naked were the result of a night out drinking six to eight beers over a three-hour period—though he is still scratching his head and wondering how he ended up on the porch. ‘I wish I recall how I got back out there,’ he said. ‘But I don’t.’” Suddenly, nine years later and facing re-election, Healy spoke to Star-Ledger columnist Tom Moran: Last week he offered a new version of the story with a bizarre sexual twist....
  • Naked woman arrested for entering Weatherford home through doggy door

    04/24/2013 3:55:45 PM PDT · by Texas Fossil · 93 replies
    Fox News (DFW) ^ | Updated: Apr 24, 2013 11:28 AM CDT | Mark Norris
    A woman was arrested by Weatherford police after she entered a stranger's home wearing no clothes and through a doggy door. A man living in the house heard a noise early Tuesday morning and called police around 1:45 a.m. The man walked around the home and found the doggy door had been used and looked damaged. At first the man and his wife thought an animal had snuck into the house. Then they found a naked woman sitting in their bathtub.
  • 'Naked Caveman' Supports Himself by Donating Blood & Strikes Fear Into Hikers on TX Mountain

    10/17/2012 10:19:06 AM PDT · by DogByte6RER · 18 replies
    Daily Mail (U.K.) ^ | October 15, 2012 | Hugo Gye
    'Naked caveman' striking fear into hikers who stumble across him on the mountain he has called home for three years while supporting himself by donating blood A mountain community in Texas claims it is being terrorised by a 'naked caveman' who lives in the hills and harasses hikers and passers-by. The man has apparently occupied a remote cave above El Paso for three years, and supports himself by donating blood plasma and recycling cans. But local residents say they have seen him prowling around their houses, and are intimidated by his aggressive behaviour. The inhabitants of an apartment complex at...
  • UPDATE: Elderly Woman Murdered In Her Fair Oaks Home Identified

    07/16/2012 9:16:53 PM PDT · by Texas Fossil · 26 replies
    CBS Sacramento ^ | July 15, 2012 9:39 PM | none stated
    An elderly Fair Oaks woman murdered in her own home Sunday evening has been identified. The Sacramento County Coroner’s webpage identified her as 79-year-old Carole Jane Sturgis. The suspect in her death, 32-year-old Moses Trotter, was naked and bloody when he was taken into custody outside Sturgis’ Olympic Way home Sunday evening.
  • Naked man chasing girl convicted of immigrant smuggling

    06/07/2012 4:38:11 PM PDT · by moonshinner_09 · 14 replies
    Brownsville Herald ^ | June 07, 2012 | By JARED TAYLOR/The Monitor
    McALLEN — Federal jurors Thursday convicted a San Juan man in an immigrant smuggling case involving a 16-year-old girl with whom he tried to have sex. Pedro Salazar, 56, was convicted Thursday of conspiracy and harboring illegal aliens in U.S. District Court in McAllen. Jurors spent less than three hours deliberating the verdict following a two-day trial. Prosecutors said a group of three illegal immigrants from El Salvador and Guatemala fled a two-vehicle accident Feb. 24.After the group hid in the brush for a few hours, they wandered down a road, where Salazar passed and asked if they needed help....
  • Woman in Upstate NY arrested for nekkid stroll in lumber store

    05/18/2012 10:08:37 AM PDT · by njslim · 50 replies
    NY Daily News ^ | phil caulfield
    An upstate woman came a little unglued and went strolling naked through a lumber shop and a convenience store as if she didn't have a care in the world, police said. Employees at Curtis Lumber in Ballston told the Albany Times Union that Barbara LaFleur, 49, casually chatted up employees and asked what time it was before sauntering out Tuesday. "Have a good day," LaFleur breezily told lumber yard workers, according to the newspaper. The woman then stopped by a nearby Stewart's convenience store, where employees were less than amused by her impromptu peep show.
  • Naked rambler wanders into chip shop for a "battered sausage"

    05/16/2012 10:52:07 AM PDT · by Teotwawki · 35 replies
    Daily Mail ^ | May 16, 2012 | Rob Preece
    this rambler appears to have taken things a step too far - by strolling to a chip shop wearing nothing but boots and socks. The mystery naked man was spotted walking down the middle of a leafy residential road, seemingly without a care in the world. His bold display shocked witness Tim Stevens and his girlfriend Kate, who watched the surprising spectacle as they drove through Enfield, north London. The couple were so amazed by the man's actions that they filmed him on a camera phone. Mr Stevens, 28, said the man, who was about 40, was later seen walking...
  • Funny money: Focus groups report seeing naked women in new $20 bill

    05/08/2012 2:38:09 PM PDT · by smokingfrog · 48 replies
    National Post ^ | May 7, 2012 | National Post Staff
    Focus groups for the new $20 bill reported spotting nude women and mistaking the Vimy Ridge memorial for the twin towers of the World Trade Center. The tests, conducted before the bill’s release in order to catch unintended images, were conducted by market research firm the Strategic Council Focus and obtained by CTV News through an access to information request. Concerns about the appearance of the aging Queen Elizabeth II were blacked out by the Bank of Canada.
  • Man shows up for job interview naked, high on meth

    03/02/2012 9:17:35 AM PST · by Beaten Valve · 58 replies
    LA Times ^ | March 2, 2011 | Ian McDonald and Kimberly Rankin
    A man showed up for a job interview near Sacramento naked and high on methamphetamine, and now cellphone footage of his fight with police has gone viral. Jose Ayala didn't make the best first impression at a Del Paso Heights-area welding shop when he showed up last week frazzled and unclothed, says shop owner Chris Johnson, who added he won't soon forget the job applicant. “The producer from TruTV called me [Monday afternoon]. I can’t even get any work done now. I’m taking calls from camera crews and TV stations,” Johnson told FOX40 in Sacramento. Ayala was eventually subdued by...
  • Welding Job Applicant Shows Up Naked, Fights With Police

    02/27/2012 7:02:57 PM PST · by doug from upland · 21 replies · 1+ views
    breitbart ^ | 2-2010
    A man showed up to a Sacramento welding shop looking for work without wearing any clothes. He then became combative with police after their arrival. As shop owner Chris Johnson recalls: “I turn around and I’m like ‘whoa!’ He said something about he was looking for work, and he was good with his hands. I didn’t know why a naked dude would be in my shop.” The naked man is now in jail.
  • Cops Bust Naked Burglar Covered In Chocolate, Peanut Butter ('Toothman' faces multiple charges)

    02/03/2012 12:45:30 PM PST · by NormsRevenge · 27 replies
    FEBRUARY 3--A naked burglar covered in chocolate and peanut butter was arrested early Tuesday after workers found him inside a Kentucky supermarket. Andrew Toothman, 22, was collared by State Police troopers who responded to a 911 call from the Food World IGA market in the city of Neon (pop. 770). Pictured in the above mug shot, Toothman was charged with burglary, criminal mischief, and indecent exposure. A court citation filed yesterday notes that Toothman--who was only wearing a pair of black boots--had “peanut butter and chocolate smeared all over person.”
  • 'FDR: American Badass': The @#$% truth behind our werewolf-fighting president -- NSFW

    01/19/2012 5:48:56 AM PST · by Bender2 · 11 replies
    EW.COM ^ | Jan 19 2012 01:20 AM ET | Anthony Breznican
    'FDR: American Badass': The @#$% truth behind our werewolf-fighting president -- NSFW [Frank Drebin LIVES!] by Anthony Breznican Don’t watch this trailer around your kids. Or your boss. (Unless they’re awesome.) And don’t watch this if you believe the man who steered our nation out of the Great Depression, helped lead the Allies to victory over fascism in World War II, and strengthened America’s social safety net with Social Security and Medicare deserves to be treated with only total, unwavering respect. But if you like your history served with a hefty helping of crack, then by all means — enjoy...
  • Fresno Pacific Athlete is Held in Naked Rampage

    11/09/2011 9:06:22 AM PST · by Tigerized · 16 replies
    The Fresno Bee ^ | 11/08/2011 | Marc Benjamin
    <p>A Fresno Pacific University basketball player went on a naked rampage Monday night near campus after being told that he had been kicked off the team, Fresno police said Tuesday.</p> <p>Leonard Tyrell Young, 21, ran naked through a convenience store parking lot, tried to steal a police car, beat a police officer and police dog and withstood three Taser strikes before finally being subdued, police said.</p>
  • Florida politician runs nude 5K in 30 minutes, endorsed by largest paper -- Has 'nothing to hide'

    10/27/2011 11:57:00 AM PDT · by jackietree · 27 replies
    The Martin County Times ^ | 10/27/2011 | Jackie
    STUART, Oct. 27 — Frank Mezzapelle has been endorsed by The Stuart News in his race for Stuart City Commission. A father/grandfather, community leader and former longtime president of Stuart Main Street (a 501 (c)3 not-for-profit orga­ni­za­tion ded­i­cated to improv­ing the appear­ance and eco­nomic sta­bil­ity of His­toric Down­town Stuart), Mezzapelle brings new meaning to the all-important transparency that today’s politicians atttempt to present to potential voters. Mezzapelle’s run is not the only race he has participated in. His impressive time in the 12th Annual Dare to Go Bare 5K Run” — a nude 5K — in Lutz, FL in 2004...
  • "Thank God Is RIGHT" Scott Brown Sitting Pretty Vs. Warren

    10/07/2011 6:58:28 AM PDT · by suspects · 32 replies
    Boston Herald ^ | October 7, 2011 | Michael Graham
    “Thank God” is right. Finally the Massachusetts Senate race is starting to get interesting. No, not the primary — that’s over and done. Obedient Massachusetts Democrats will do as they’re told and nominate the party bosses’ pick, Harvard Law professor Elizabeth Warren. I’m talking about the battle royale, Scott Brown vs. Elizabeth Warren which has turned, literally, into a “beauty contest.” It began at Tuesday night’s Boston Herald debate when Warren was asked how she paid for college. In reference to Brown posing for Cosmo, Warren quipped, “I kept my clothes on.” Gales of hearty liberal laughter ensued. Then, yesterday...
  • Google Street View Camera Captures Naked Miami Woman On Her Front Doorstep

    09/11/2011 1:04:24 PM PDT · by SanFranDan · 81 replies
    Doesn’t Google supposedly use some high-tech program that supposedly pixelates the faces of unsuspecting individuals caught by its invasive Street View cameras? Well, as seen in the above photo (click to enlarge), one Miami woman did not receive that courtesy. She was caught sans clothes by the Google camera as she stood on the doorstep of her home, with a water jug in her hand. It is unknown why she was naked. In a second image, the woman appears to notice the Google Street View car as it continues driving down her block. At press time, the woman’s photo remains...
  • Forced to strip naked in the street: Shockingscenes as rioters steal clothes and riflethrough

    08/09/2011 11:35:24 AM PDT · by Nachum
    Daily Mail | 8/9/11 | Staff
    This is the shocking moment a young man is apparently forced to hand over all of his clothes after appearing to be stripped naked during lawless riots overnight. Internet rumours last night claimed that on top of the widespread destruction across London and Birmingham, people were having their clothes removed by looters as police attempted to contain the criminality. Reports on Twitter claimed some people were being stripped, while another shocking video shows a bleeding teenager being robbed in broad daylight by lawless thugs who pretend to help him to his feet.
  • Naked Man Gets Second Degree Sun Burn in Texas Heat Wave

    08/08/2011 6:42:22 PM PDT · by Melissa 24 · 26 replies
    ABC News ^ | August 8, 2011 | By NINA TERRERO
    Texas cops are trying to identify a nude man who was found asleep on a dock during the broiling Texas heat wave and has been hospitalized with second degree burns over 40 percent of his body. The man claims to not know who he is, police said. "Our victim was altered. He didn't know his name, who he was or how he got there. He was found without an ID or possessions of any sort," said Warren Hassinger, spokesman for the Austin-Travis County EMS. His burns were so severe that the man was airlifted by helicopter to an area hospital.
  • Another politician forced to resign-sending naked pictures to woman he had online relationship with

    08/02/2011 9:31:48 PM PDT · by tlb · 22 replies · 1+ views
    Daily Mail ^ | 2nd August 2011 | Daily Mail Reporter
    A politician who emailed a woman nude photos of himself that were posted on a GOP activist's website has resigned and said he will consider all legal options to have the pictures taken down. New Jersey democrat Louis Magazzu, 53, admitted sending the photos to the woman he said he had been corresponding with online for several years. In an email statement, the Cumberland County freeholder apologised to family, friends and constituents but indicated that he thought he was being set up.
  • NJ Lawmaker Pulls a Weiner, Resigns (another pol is naked on the net)

    08/03/2011 7:28:28 AM PDT · by Liz · 62 replies ^ | 8/2/11 | Teresa Masterson /
    Cumberland County Freeholder and recent Dem party chair, Louis N. Magazzu took nude photos of himself and sent them to a woman online. After demands from fellow legislators, Magazzu resigned from office and had recently resigned as Dem party chair. He admitted he took the nude photos with his cell phone standing naked in front of a mirror. He sent the pics via email. Magazzu is still married, though he's been separated for two years, according to his attorney. The 53-year-old Democrat sent the nude photos to a woman with whom he corresponded online. He says she requested the photos...
  • Naked homeowner fends off would-be car prowler

    07/29/2011 10:01:14 PM PDT · by smokingfrog · 12 replies ^ | 28 July 2011 | KOMO Staff
    SEATTLE -- Randall Dykstra is a hard-working landscaper who believes very strongly in his right to stand-up for himself. A would-be robber just found that out the hard way. Dykstra awoke Monday morning in his North Seattle home to some rustling sounds. "I thought it was the cat -- and I realized after a few moments it was not the cat at all," he said. What he heard was his heavy landscaping tools being dragged across the bed of his truck. "So I opened the door as quietly as possible and from this viewpoint I noticed that the back panels...
  • Federal Court Rules That TSA ‘Naked Scans’ Are Constitutional

    07/17/2011 6:38:06 PM PDT · by newzjunkey · 110 replies
    Forbes ^ | July 15, 2011 12:13pm | Kashmir Hill
    Last weekend, a Tennessee woman was arrested at the Nashville airport for disorderly conduct after she refused TSA security measures for her children. The woman didn’t want her two children to have to go through a whole-body-imaging scanner. When a Transportation Security Administration officer told her the machines were safe, she said, “I still don’t want someone to see our bodies naked.” She won’t be pleased with a ruling then out of the D.C. Circuit today. This morning, the federal court ruled that the “naked scans” of air travelers do not violate Americans’ constitutional rights. Privacy rights group EPIC had...
  • Naked therapist offers Anthony Weiner her services

    06/08/2011 12:59:38 PM PDT · by ConservativeStatement · 49 replies · 7+ views
    The Daily Caller ^ | June 7, 2011 | Laura Donovan
    When New York Rep. Anthony Weiner confessed Monday to posting a picture of his erect penis on Twitter, he said he wouldn’t rule out seeking professional help to sort through his personal issues. Considering his alleged tendency to take dirty photos of himself and send obscene messages to strangers, perhaps he’ll take naked therapist Sarah White up on her offer to counsel him in the nude. According to White’s website, she’s willing to give the congressman “one free Naked Therapy session to help him begin addressing his problems. As Ms. White told Mr. Weiner, the methods of Naked Therapy are...
  • Naked man accused of slamming truck into home

    05/26/2011 10:23:19 PM PDT · by doug from upland · 23 replies
    Naked man accused of slamming truck into home SOUTH BERWICK, MAINE -- A man is under arrest, accused of taking a dangerous drive, slamming into a house and nearly hitting a child inside. “Basically my dining room and my kitchen are now in my living room,” said Wayne Landers. It’s bad enough that Wayne Landers' refrigerator and dishwasher are smashed and strewn in the middle of his home. “This structural piece is here…is where the dishwasher used to be,” said Landers. What's worse -- minutes after the crash, he was confronted by a naked man. “I'm thinking a bomb or...
  • Suspect charged with invading home while naked

    04/22/2011 10:15:34 AM PDT · by fungoking · 6 replies
    Kansas City Star ^ | 4/21/11 | Jess Rollins
    A 45-year-old man has been charged after allegedly running naked into the back door of a midtown home and swiping a prized set of sports attire. Springfield Police reportedly found Donald Watson, of Springfield, in the attic of a North Jefferson Avenue home after reports surfaced of a man walking naked through several backyards in the area. After entering the home, tenants say, the man covered up with a pair of shorts and a shirt that sported the University of Kansas logo. A former tenant of the house, Jason Chambers, said the outfit was one of his most prized possessions....
  • Swedish court: naked Muhammad pics legal

    03/17/2011 8:04:24 PM PDT · by csvset · 21 replies · 1+ views
    The Local ^ | 16 Mar 11 | staff
    A Swedish court has ruled that depicting the prophet Muhammad naked together with his nine-year-old wife naked is legal, freeing a local politician on charges of racial agitation. * Politician on trial for nude Muhammad poster (3 Mar 11) Malmö district court has ruled that the poster does not fall foul of press freedom legislation and confirmed a not guilty ruling from March 3rd in favour of Carl P Herslow, leader of the Skĺne Party (Skĺnepartiet) who faced charges of agitation against an ethnic group (hets mot folkgrupp). The poster included the text: 'He is 53 and she is nine....
  • So, Mr Putin, what do you see in this nubile 24-year-old rhythmic gymnast?

    09/20/2010 3:24:32 PM PDT · by Niuhuru · 84 replies · 1+ views
    Daily Mail ^ | 9:35 AM on 18th April 2008 | By Daily Mail Reporter
    This the kind of question Mrs Merton might ask. "So, Vladimir Putin, President of Russia, what do you see in a 24-year-old, sensationally beautiful gymnast with a penchant for posing semi-naked that you don't see in your lovely, middle-aged, matronly wife Ludmilla?" It is also the kind of question that hardly needs answering for the millions who have tuned in to the YouTube film of Alina Kabaeva performing a decidedly provocative gymnastic routine.
  • MTV’s Naked Calculation Gone Bad

    01/23/2011 6:21:37 PM PST · by Nachum · 28 replies
    New York Times ^ | 1/23/11 | David Carr
    What if one day you went to work and there was a meeting to discuss whether the project you were working on crossed the line into child pornography? You’d probably think you had ended up in the wrong room. And you’d be right. Last week, my colleague Brian Stelter reported that on Tuesday, the day after the pilot episode of “Skins” was shown on MTV, executives at the cable channel were frantically meeting to discuss whether the salacious teenage drama starring actors as young as 15 might violate federal child pornography statutes.
  • Security camera snaps naked man in Miss. cemetery (ghost hunting)

    12/16/2010 8:34:09 PM PST · by rdl6989 · 38 replies · 1+ views
    WRAL ^ | December 13, 2010
    PICAYUNE, Miss. — A man caught naked in a south Mississippi church cemetery says he was trying to take photographs of spirits. Robert Hurst told The Picayune Item newspaper that he shed his clothes because he believes skin is the best canvas to show spirits' orbs of energy. The 47-year-old said he only intended to remove his shirt, but he took off all his clothes — a move he now calls "stupid."
  • 'Naked' scanners fooled by creased clothing

    11/16/2010 9:31:11 AM PST · by Nachum · 21 replies
    the local ^ | 11/16/10 | staff
    Controversial "naked" body scanners currently being tested at Hamburg's airport are constantly malfunctioning due to folds in passengers' clothing, broadcaster NDR reported on Tuesday. The public radio station said the trial of the body imaging security scanners has been plagued by serious problems. The units, which have been in use since September, are apparently unable to tell the difference between foreign objects and such things like pleated clothing. The scanners use millimetre-wave technology to produce outline images of bodies, with each scan lasting less than three seconds. While some passengers are being asked to remove thicker clothes such as jumpers,...