Posted on 12/16/2022 2:43:42 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
GAINESVILLE, Fla. (WCJB) - A college student is behind bars after two residents, who did not know him, found the man naked in their apartment in Gainesville.
On Monday night, Gainesville Police Department officers arrested Alberto Araya, 19, on charges of burglary and multiple counts of property damage. Officers say around 6 p.m. Araya was recorded on security footage damaging the exit sign at The Standard Apartments on West University Ave. while wearing only green shorts.
He then entered an apartment of people he doesn’t know. When the two residents returned home, they found Araya standing completely naked in their living room.
The residents immediately left. Araya left about 15 minutes later, still not wearing any clothes. Inside the apartment, hundreds of dollars worth of damage were caused.
Araya claimed he was inside the apartment because he believed his wife was there. He claimed one of the victims was his wife but was unsure which one. Detectives later determined Araya is not married.
Meth or bath salts?
Gatorville. Gotta be meth.
The Nazis fought WWII on meth, but you rarely hear of Wehrmacht soldaten doing stupid stuff; it must be a Deustchen thing.
He claimed one of the victims was his wife but was unsure which one.
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Florida man wings the answer.
ok, which UFO crew beamed him down?
It is a liberal college town. Do you really need to know anything more?
I guess I didn’t need to use the word liberal in the same sentence as college town, did I?
“but you rarely hear of Wehrmacht soldaten doing stupid stuff”
(Tipping the hat to Marian Berry) If you exclude, you know, World War II.
I hear that that campus isn’t too much different than a gator farm like you would see in a zoo … except for no fence.
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