[KeyLargo]

"Yup. My 29 year old (lefty) daughter angrily texted me "why are they harassing her?"

[Black Agnes]

Is that a boy or a girl?

Well, what was the doctor’s pronouncement when it was born would be a more up to date question...

[SaveFerris]

Excellent.

I ran into a guy, a few weeks back, who told me WalMart was run by criminals.

OK.

So, what was he doing at the time?

CHECKING OUT WITH HIS WALMART PURCHASES.