I think mullet train would suffice...
The whole boondoggle smells....like fish.
They really shouldn't use that term "bullet". Even in a best-case scenario, the trains will slow to a crawl within a hundred miles of the endpoints SF and LA. Folks in both areas are upset about the changes required for commerce and traffic near the proposed rail line, and there's no way to have a fast train anywhere near the city. It would have been easier to build an elevated rail line over the ocean near the coast than satisfy all the entities involved. (And no, I'm not suggesting that be done!)
Right, can’t say “bullet.” Maybe change name to “wizard.”
Remember what name-changer B0 Stevedunhambarrysoetorobathhousebarrysoebarkah said about trains...
“No pat-downs!”