[alexander_busek]

Cyril pointed out that instead of calling the thief who took the bicycle from your garage a criminal, you could be more respectful and call him or her "the person who stole my bicycle."

That's till so offensive! How about, "the person who made off with my bicycle and never returned it?"

Regards,

[faithhopecharity]

How about “the presumably -disadvantaged person who demonstrated the initiative to liberate the bicycle I, an overly- rich capitalist oppressor pig, once had the audacity to hog all for myself, may the good Lord - who doesn’t exist I hasten to add - damn me for my filthy greedy ways!”