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1 posted on 11/03/2015 1:58:30 PM PST by jimbo123
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I got a boo-boo


2 posted on 11/03/2015 1:58:56 PM PST by frithguild (The warmth and goodness of Gaia is a nuclear reactor in the Earth's core that burns Thorium)
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Insomnia?

Jeb can fix it!


3 posted on 11/03/2015 1:59:17 PM PST by cripplecreek (Pride goes before destruction, and a haughty spirit before a fall.)
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To the contrary, I think he wants it far too much.


4 posted on 11/03/2015 2:00:30 PM PST by 9YearLurker
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Jeb can wreck it also...


6 posted on 11/03/2015 2:03:18 PM PST by AngelesCrestHighway
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Perhaps Jeb’s team didn’t do proper research:

“Jim’ll Fix It is a long-running British television show, broadcast by the BBC between May 1975 and June 1994. It was devised and presented by Jimmy Savile and produced by Roger Ordish and encouraged children to write in to have their wishes granted.”

“The show is hosted by Savile, who would “fix it” for the wishes of several viewers (usually children) to come true each week. The producer throughout the show’s run was Roger Ordish, always referred to by Savile as “Doctor Magic”. The standard format was that the viewer’s letter, which described their wish, would be shown on the screen and read out aloud, initially by Savile, but in later series by the viewer himself as a voice-over.”

....

“Internally, the BBC were concerned that the show was providing excessive product placement for corporations. Eighteen years after the show ceased airing, allegations of child sex abuse were made against Savile (who by then had died), including claims that special episodes of Jim’ll Fix It were devised by Savile in order to gain access to victims.”

Fortunately, few Americans are familiar with Jimmy Savile or his show.


7 posted on 11/03/2015 2:03:23 PM PST by proxy_user
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Who is the ‘genius’ coming up with such goofiness?
I’m almost thinking it’s Jeb himself. Any other advisor would have been fired last summer.
Maybe Donald has a ‘mole’ embedded in Jeb’s campaign.


8 posted on 11/03/2015 2:06:38 PM PST by lee martell
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Sorry Jeb, we’re just not that into you.


9 posted on 11/03/2015 2:09:54 PM PST by Ken H
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Tippy Toes couldn’t fight his way out of a wet paper bag!


10 posted on 11/03/2015 2:10:56 PM PST by Diana in Wisconsin (I don't have 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set...)
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He’d have better luck if he changed his name to Jeb Clinton.


11 posted on 11/03/2015 2:11:52 PM PST by Kirkwood (Zombie Hunter)
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Jebbito needs to get on Angie’s List! There are undoubtedly lots of clogged toilets needing attention!


13 posted on 11/03/2015 2:13:41 PM PST by vette6387
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Jeb fixed it:


14 posted on 11/03/2015 2:14:55 PM PST by DoughtyOne (It's beginning to look like "Morning in America" again. Comment on YouTube under Trump Free Ride.)
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You know, it sure is fun to repost this stuff over on Jeb’s FB page. Each time I do, it’s like whacking a hornet’s nest in absentia. You can’t imagine the hateful replies I get for my “trouble.” Some things in life ARE fun!


17 posted on 11/03/2015 2:17:23 PM PST by vette6387
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Jeb can't fix stupid: Trump rose on immigration--enforcing law; Jeb falls on Open Borders.


20 posted on 11/03/2015 2:22:37 PM PST by PhilDragoo (Hussein: Islamo-Commie from Fakistan)
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Reminds me of the John McCain campaign. I still contend he only wanted to show he could get the nomination. After that he didn’t give a damn.


21 posted on 11/03/2015 2:23:00 PM PST by ProudFossil (" I never did give anyone hell. I just told the truth and they thought it was hell." Harry Truman)
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Don't these high priced consultants use polls, or focus groups or something to test this crap before letting it fly? What possible aggregation of voters would have found this an effective slogan? I can't imagine.

I suspect this will be the epitaph of a stillborn campaign.

22 posted on 11/03/2015 2:24:59 PM PST by hinckley buzzard
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The ad campaign means he can “fix” the USA.

First, Bush needs to show he can “fix” his anemic campaign.

Because right now Bush’s campaign resembles a cat who has been “fixed.”


26 posted on 11/03/2015 2:34:18 PM PST by FourPeas ("Maladjusted and wigging out is no way to go through life, son." -hg)
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Crack that whip
Give the past a slip
Step on a crack
Break your momma's back

When a problem comes along
Jeb can fix it
Before the cream sets out too long
Jeb can fix it
When something's goin' wrong
Jeb can fix it

Now fix it
Into shape
Shape it up
Get straight
Go forward
Move ahead
Try to detect it
It's not too late
To fix it
Fix it good!

When a good time turns around
Jeb must fix it
He will never live it down
Unless he fixes it
No one gets away
Until he fixes it

He says fix it
Fix it good!
He says fix it
Fix it good!

28 posted on 11/03/2015 3:23:33 PM PST by Jack Hydrazine (Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
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Jeb’s campaign is almost like a bad SNL skit.

And to the Bush staffers, that is NOT a good thing.


31 posted on 11/03/2015 3:42:40 PM PST by Red in Blue PA (war is peace, freedom is slavery, ignorance is strength, obama loves America)
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Wipe that “L” (for loser) off your forehead and surrender now Jebbers!!

You’ll be a lot happier person doing, “...all of the COOL things that you could be doing now.”


34 posted on 11/03/2015 10:21:46 PM PST by Skybird
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