[Old Sarge]

But no, there are no Muslims in Michigan.

[StonyBurk]

There is no Americans in America— we ar enow a dung bin on the Islamic Street.They claim everywhere a Muslim male sets his foot for Allah.

[HomerBohn]

You’ve got it all wrong.

There are no deer in Dearborn, Michigan, deer are way up in the hill.

I’ve never been to Dearborn, Michigan and I don’t think I ever will.

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Winchester Cathedral, you’re bringing me down

As soon as your bell started ringing, my sweetheart left town.

(Ah those crazy, lazy days of a bygone era when there weren’t any lousy Muslims corroding the fabric of American life.

Let’s revive those happy days and meet one or two of our Muslim friends and take them down to the dump and shoot rats with them.)