Rep. Gohmert: Put Gays on One Island, Straights on Another Island, We’ll See ‘Which One...

CNS News ^ | 11/10/15 | Michael W. Chapman

[cradle of freedom]

How about we swap? :^)

[cripplecreek]

I know if I wanted to survive, I would want to be on the island with the old folks over the 20 somethings.

Those of us who became adults before computers, video games, and cell phones tend to have a lot more practical knowledge. We can actually cope with doing without and we don’t get suicidal about it.

[mumblypeg]

“...Elderly people are clearly unnatural as far as Nature is concerned.”

Care to elaborate on that?
I dare ya.

[Politicalkiddo]

Are you on the correct website?

[TexasTransplant]

hey blowfish, ya just know someone is gonna ask...

just how many fish did it take, before you got the name?

[Angels27]

I wish he was my congressman.....but I live in CA and they would never elect a solid man like Louie Gohmert here.

[octex]

Gohmert is my favorite TX Rep. in the House! He’s a hoot and very smart to boot!

[Eagles6]

Love it! First laugh I’ve had all day.

[TexasTransplant]

Actually the Island we live on is near Laz but he is on an Island just accessible but far away.

On our Island we have the nubile females and Laz can have / ahem ... Trade for those that need to be traded.

Of course the Island that we live on is where the very rare blue viagras cialistra lavietra berry grows. Laz on the other-hand has Bacon on his Island so the trade is fairly brisk back and forth with goods going in and out...

We haven’t tipped an island over yet although one young lady we dug up one weekend, covered up with beautiful ash had written that the Earth moved when Mt Laz erupted.

Us old farts just spend our time picking berries and eating Bacon.

[lavaroise]

Irony that it is liberals who are registering the gays through gay marriage like the Nazis did. That insularity is exactly what the dems did, except they put a bridge between the two defined islands so the gays could loot the straight off of their children and feed the Oligarches who take moneys from the gay island.

[clearcarbon]

"put gay couples on one island and heterosexual couples on another island and then come back in 100 years and you will see “which one nature favors.”"

I seriously doubt anyone will take up his challenge.

[Mean Daddy]

A wiberal would believe that they would evolve into something better. Never seen Jurassic Park where the dinosaurs spontaneously breed?

[Fightin Whitey]

how many fish did it take, before you got the name?

Trouser trout, without a doubt.

lol

[TexasTransplant]

Then again sometimes blowfish are called puffers

[fwdude]

One question: Will those on the “gay” island be allowed to have turkey basters?

[Fightin Whitey]

sometimes blowfish are called puffers

[TexasTransplant]

Perhaps it is an Indian name (feather not dot)