[IronJack]

Uh huh. What, are they going to dispatch the 101st Airborne Scolding Brigade? Fire off some Harshword missiles? Encircle the enemy's position and pout?

This administration gives new depth to the term "half measures."

[Peter ODonnell]

These are some of the measures being considered:

— cut off access to PBS

— import levies on goat cheese

— no Miss ISIS at Miss Universe pageant

— kicked out of FIFA