[dp0622]

stealth sleigh, lol. Armed with guided missiles and elf escort fighters.

[JEDI4S]

...out of an abundance of caution HoleLand Insecurity has had to place Mr. Santa Claus on the no fly list. His use of an alias of Kris Kringle has sent up red flags.

Kris is an acronym for Christian and we all know how dangerous those folks are.

.....any day now.... :-) Bitter Kringle!!!!