5° and cloudy guns?..........................
I believe the weather forecast was inadvertently included.
Haven’t you got the memo? Instead of just ‘Traffic and Weather’, the new radio and TV updates will be ‘Terrorism, Traffic and Weather’.
“This is your new TTW update on the tens. An advisory from the OPP and CSIS states that there is a 30% chance of heavy falling body parts from an attack expected to occur in Nathan Phillips Square. As rush hour dissipates, the chances of such a downfall will be reduced. There is also a slight chance of gunfire in Ottawa, on Parliament Hill today, as Parliament is in session. The potential should subside on Saturday, except near synagogues. Sunday shows an increasing chance of light to heavy gunfire around churches in the city. Following a message from our sponsor, we’ll update traffic and weather for the GTA and the rest of Ontario.
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Our PM has douubled down on stupid. Instead of 25,000 Syrian ‘refugees’, he wants 50,000 Syrians by the end of 2016! The good news is, a report states that 90% of Syrian refugees in camps in Lebanon, Turkey and Jordan do not want to go to Kanada, as 75% don’t know where Kanada is, only that it is cold! Too bad Turd-owe, you likely won’t get your 50,000 potential new terrorists.