[euram]

This sounds like it might have been written by Jeb’s lucky pocket turtle.

[Calvin Locke]

The guy's been in Obama's pocket for a number of years. Must have bombed out peddling his expertise to Trump and Cruz as such.

Bush is flailing, he's looking for any support, no matter how dubious.

[RetSignman]

[ Jeb*s lucky pocket turtle.]

He should be using a Tortoises in his pocket, turtles live in the water or is he saying they are the same thing?

Turtles don’t believe in slow and steady wins the race.