[Blue Jays]

First Resident Michelle 0bama should also invite badazz Philadelphia Police Officer Jesse Hartnett to join them.
He can provide a very valuable balance to the notion of a massive influx of Muslims into our beloved country.

[Forward the Light Brigade]

Fantasy—In the middle of the speach the Syrian sitting next to Michelle starts yelling “Allah Ackbar” and stabes her in the neck with a plastic knife he smuggled in!