And monkeys could fly out of my butt.
Or I could win Tonight’s Powerball.
There is only one way Hillary is indicted, that’s if we have an honest government.
My, do we live in interesting times. The Liberals have their choice of a soon-to-be arrestee, a Communist and a little mouse. The Whigs have chosen a Mexican in all but name, a first term Senator too bored to show up for work, a half breed hugger and the mailman’s son. The Libertarians have the little doctor.
Meanwhile, the outsiders have a blustery billionaire, a first term Senator whose eligibility is questioned, a surgeon and a failed business woman.
In the background is the little half breed trying to be dictator and scheming for a third term.