[BenLurkin]

More children of mailmen?

[Java4Jay]

Both John’s folks were killed by a drunk driver when he was a teen

[dfwgator]

Oops, walked right into the bear trap, there.

[2ndDivisionVet]

This guy?

[Tennessee Nana]

To the tune of My Old Mans a Dustman (an old English song)

Oh my old man’s a mailman
he wears a mailman’s hat
He wears nice striped blue trousers
and he lives in a rented flat.

Hes poor but proud and honest
He never had much dough
His son runs now for POTUS
and keeps his ego low

Oh my old man’s a mailman
he wears a mailman’s hat
He wears nice striped dark blue trousers
and he lives in a rented flat.

The son he came in second
In New Hampshire’s race
Because he is so humble
Said he “Tis good to place”

Oh my old man’s a mailman
he wears a mailman’s hat
He wears nice striped dark blue trousers
and he lives in a rented flat.

He likes to still remember
To keep that ego low,
He tells oft of his mailman Dad
In case someone don’t know

Oh my old man’s a mailman
he wears a mailman’s hat
He wears nice striped dark blue trousers
and he lives in a rented flat.

ETC add some verses yerself...

LOL

[Tennessee Nana]

I tell ya I’m good !!!

no ego problem here...

comes natural...

LOL