[baltimorepoet]

"They know how to read but don't read." I'm not sure if he's saying the glass is half empty, or half full.

A pessimist says the glass is half empty. An optimist says the glass is half full. A feminist says the glass is being raped.

[Maceman]

A pessimist says the glass is half empty. An optimist says the glass is half full. A feminist says the glass is being raped.

An engineer says the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.