Tow the vehicles or push them on the shoulder of the road or median. Arrest the owners.
Oh boy, would that ever be fun to watch!
Just imagine it - a big ol' caterpillar, pushing cars willy nilly off the road, onto one another.
"A safety precaution," the State Troopers can say. "Gotta keep the thoroughfares open for safety reasons."
I’d use a Cat trackhoe with the demolition jaws.Cut a car in half,them throw the pieces into the median.I bet I could doe a car in less than 2 minutes.