[TontoKowalski]

Well, I would make fun of this, but a funny thing happened.

The night before I went to early vote, I had a vision of the Lord coming to my bedroom.

He told me to vote for Cruz. But I didn't listen.

I voted for Trump. Then a meteor fell through my roof.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Then a meteor fell through my roof.

Sell the meteor on eBay. It should bring enough to fix the roof plus a bit.

[Godebert]

"I voted for Trump. Then a meteor fell through my roof. "

Those meteorites are worth a LOT of money. You just won the lottery.

[Talisker]

Well, I would make fun of this, but a funny thing happened. The night before I went to early vote, I had a vision of the Lord coming to my bedroom. He told me to vote for Cruz. But I didn't listen. I voted for Trump. Then a meteor fell through my roof.

Buy you're posting, so the meteor didn't hit you.

What does that mean?