[Dr. Sivana]

Wow, even Joe Biden’s anti-home invasion tips were better!

[King of Florida]

[nclaurel]

A Kerry tip might be a white flag with a sign saying “I will convert”.

[ThunderSleeps]

Hey Kerry, how about this you dumb POS... How about you and your backside-buddy bammy there secure the border and stop, completely stop, accepting refugees from Syria et. al.

You see, that way we can go about our lives here in America without worrying about becoming a terror statistic. We don't have to avoid crowded places, we don't have to alter our lifestyles, we don't negatively impact our economy and society.

Yes, I realize it is a terrible inconvenience for others. Why, you and bammy and the rest of your cohorts in crime would actually have to do you jobs. Gasp! Also it is a burden on bammy's terrorist buddies. I mean they'll have to support the jihadists that much longer, work on other ways of getting at us, their intended targets. I know you guys are all about helping your friends but in this case I think you should be siding with America for a change.

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Sadly, not satire.

[Blue Jays]

Johan Kerry...how about simple commonsense ideas like restricting teeming hordes of Muslims from entering our beloved country until things can be sorted?
Hello, San Bernardino?

[Iron Munro]

[Rummyfan]

Mr. Secretary, that’s because all of your friends and family have private aircrafts and armed security. As for us plebeians, this is what he told us to do Sunday on “Face the Nation”:

“Well, it’s really a matter of common sense. … It means avoid a crowded place where you have no control over who may be there.”

Like any airport, train station, public square, pedestrian area etc etc. I guess you can see the inside of your hotel room!

[SkyDancer]

My scariest thought is: How many of America’s secrets has 0bozo given to his musslime buddies?