You forgot a parameter or two.
Gold tewff display and the foreign language of ghetto ebonics.
“With my New York brim and my gold tewff displayed
Nobody give me trouble cuz they know I got it made.
Yes I’m bad...and nationwide.”
Not to mention: the short tempers sparked by an innate fear that somehow they will be disrespected, the inability to focus on anything for more than a few minutes, and above all, the very special and hyper-developed sense of self-importance and indignant belief that they are owed free stuff and things.