Their lead runner was set for an automated coronation will soon be “Scooterized” by the FBI (we hope). The second pony is an Independent, self-described socialist, who has only been in the Democrat Party for four months. Lil’ Debbie has driven the party into near-bankruptcy.
Before the November elections, we may have 5 candidates:
1-Trump - as a Republican - will be shunned in a Kadich-Cruz-fed “open convention” and run as an Independent.
2-Bernie - who is really an Independent and has only been a Democrat for four months - will run as an Independent once Lil’ Debbie gives him his walking papers, i.e. the super-duper delegates anoint Hillary,
3-The schizophrenic GOPe will finally find a next-old-fart-in-line and run him. Kasich is short on delegates and apparently short on Haldol and Lithium, and is too delusional to be the CoC. Lyin' Ted is working the f'd up system.
4-Hillary, the impeachable and inEVITAble, backed by whatever is left from the bankrupt Democrat Party, unless she is “Scooterized” by the FBI,
5-A rock-ribbed, yet totally unelectable “conservative” or pseudo-conservative, conceived in an out-of-wedlock affair in a formerly Republican smoky room in an upscale resort, who will have a welfare-to-work program for fired TSA workers hired as crotch-checkers at public restrooms.
that’s rich, SERKIT!