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To: DJ Taylor

So, if I stick that magnet gizmo on the fuel line, I could triple the miles?


2 posted on 04/29/2016 10:54:44 AM PDT by T. P. Pole
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To: T. P. Pole

It’ll also grow hair, reduce under-the-eye bags, whiten teeth and help you lose 30lbs.


42 posted on 04/29/2016 11:33:20 AM PDT by Carriage Hill ( A society grows great when old men plant trees, in whose shade they know they will never sit.)
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To: T. P. Pole

The arabs have also designed an ultra efficient car that runs on camel and goat dung


64 posted on 04/29/2016 12:22:33 PM PDT by 2nd Amendment (Proud member of the 48% . . giver not a taker)
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To: T. P. Pole
So, if I stick that magnet gizmo on the fuel line, I could triple the miles?

Absolutely!

For a mere $59.95 (plus shipping and handling), I can have one (No -- Two!) in your hands by tomorrow (drone delivery).

And, if you couple the magnet with the 100 MPG carburetor (that the Auto Companies don't want you to know about), you'll be the envy of all your friends and neighbors, as well as a being a "Save the Earth" Chick magnet.

You will be saving so much gas, the Gas Companies will be buying gas from You!

I have a special deal on the plans for the 100 MPG carb, which can be built, simply, cheaply, and from common parts everyone has laying around in their garage!

Make a few extra carbs because your neighbors will be banging on your garage door to get one from you.

The plans are only $79.99 (plus shipping and handling).

Act now and You'll get a free set of plans for building tires that will add an extra 20 MPG to your vehicle.

They can be made easily out of readily available Elmer's type glue and the used charcoal from your next barbecue party.

Hurry, so that You don't miss out on this "Once-In-A-Lifetime Deal!

But wait, if You order in the next 10 minutes .......!

8-)

82 posted on 04/29/2016 1:36:34 PM PDT by Col Freeper (Liberals: Devoted members of the "Church of the Eternally Offended".)
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