Give this sick batard a reversed role other than the last one he had. Let him squat under the kneehole of the desk in the oval orifice!
He still gets to masturbate into the oval orifice bathroom sink as he infamously used to do.
The solution to the final nail in America’s coffin:
VOTE FOR DONALD TRUMP!
I wonder if he will be performing oral-anal sex on interns like he did on ms. lewinsky? See the Starr report for the sordid details.