Go ahead, snob. Run down a place to shop that keeps costs low.
The Dollar General in my little town is the only place within 15 miles where you can get anything other than convenience store items. At MY Dollar General, the perp in this story would have been held a gunpoint by the patrons of the store.
You can kiss my low-rent azz.....
Why? Isn't there an available dumpster out behind the store?
The sad thing is I saw someone moving out of their way, and it looked like a man. I would have been on this guy like white on rice, using everything I have, teeth etc., to make this guy feel some real pain.
True story....some of my kin owned a small general store in our very tiny rural community in South Louisiana.
A couple of the kids of the immediate family were into "electronic" stuff (this was back in the early 1970's, and "electronic" was pretty primitive compared to now), and had "wired" the store so they could listen in on the store from home.
Late one night, they heard voices in the store where none should be at that hour. It was obviously a robbery in progress.
Dad (and store owner) gets on the phone and calls a few neighbors. A short time later, the store is surrounded by locals with guns (I should mention that the Dad was a former Marine, with five kids (including the girl), who were armed and could shoot).
At some point the perps became aware of the situation, and THEY called the sheriff to come and get them.....
“You can kiss my low rent azz.”
GMTA.