Trump army sabotages Michelle Fields' book reviews on Amazon

Washington Examiner ^ | 6-25-16 | RED ALERT POLITICS

[Enchante]

Except that this one is not self-published, it is published by Crown Forum, a division of publishing giant Random House:

https://www.randomhouse.com/crown/forum/

Crown Forum is actually supposed to be for conservative authors!!!

This lying whore is trying to make her money from conservatives!!

[PhiloBedo]

Well, she is a married woman with a lot of children.

[dragnet2]

[sockmonkey]

That second gummi review by the paramedic strained every muscle in my face I was laughing so hard.

[Rastus]

http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/cr/rR3GDDEL1SC1QQ5/ref=aw_cr_i_2

[LongWayHome]

That’s fantastic.

[FreedomPoster]

Wow, that’s just genius. I love the closing paragraph/Benji Shapiro takedown. So much potential lost there, unfortunately.

[UnwashedPeasant]

Looks like a lot of reviewers did not get the memo that Trump has become a Christian and left his vulgarity and pettiness behind.

[OldNewYork]

Awesome.

[OldNewYork]

“I was hoping to purchase an autographed copy. Sadly, I discovered this would be impossible as Ms. Fields arms had been brutally torn from her body by that vicious monster, Corey Lewandowski.”

One of many there that would have made me spray coffee all over the room from my laughter had I been drinking any.

[diogenes ghost]

"I don't think it will reach the level of the Haribo gummi bear saga....."

Have you read the Amazon reviews for "Veet gel hair remover"?

I recommend it be read while alone, snot and tears on your keyboard is hard to explain to others.

[Auntie Mame]

OMG, I laughed so hard. Thanks, I needed that.

[CarolinaGOP]

This is the best thread I’ve seen in years. Thank you for the laugh!

Just a side note — there were a lot of people that jumped on the “Michelle Fields was assaulted” bandwagon & they deserve to be mocked too!

[dynachrome]

Abusing the poll list a bit for a bit of fun. If you are a member of Amazon, please leave a “yes” for helpful to the top 5 star review (sarcastic and funny) for the book by the wench that falsely accused Trump’s campaign manager, Corey Lewandowski. The majority of reviews are hilarious! (I read the sample and it is poorly written)

“Barons of the Beltway is wonderful feminist fantasy. The heart of the book is a scene where a snarling Corey Lewandowski attempts a double leg takedown on Fields, followed by a kimura transitioning to an armbar. “ LOL

https://www.amazon.com/Barons-Beltway-Washington-Elite-Overthrow/product-reviews/0553447556/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_viewpnt_lft?ie=UTF8&filterByStar=positive&showViewpoints=0&pageNumber=1

[submarinerswife]

"My grandfather smoked nearly his whole life. I was 10 years old when my mother said "If you want to live long enough to see your grandchildren graduate, you must stop immediately." Tears welled up in his eyes, he knew what was at stake, and he gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. Later my mother said to me- "Don't ever smoke. Please don't put us through what your grandfather put us through." I agreed. At the age of 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I have to say, I feel a very slight sense of regret having never done it, because this book gave me cancer."

LOL

[submarinerswife]

I read some of the reviews for the men’s hair cream removal stuff on Amazon, as you suggested. They were very funny.

[BAW]

I’ve added my own review to this collection, and got a lot of laughs along the way! Michelle Fields, the gift that keeps on giving!

[BAW]

My sides hurt. Hysterical!

I have tears rolling down my cheeks! A whole new way to snark online!!!

[MeganC]

FReeped!