This review is labeled the "Most helpful positive review." ROTFL.
5.0 out of 5 stars Look upon your works, ye Mighty Cucks, and despair.
By@CAPSLOCKHUSTLERon June 22, 2016Barons of the Beltway is wonderful feminist fantasy. The heart of the book is a scene where a snarling Corey Lewandowski attempts a double leg takedown on Fields, followed by a kimura transitioning to an armbar. It is completely over the top. We've subsequently seen video footage showing nothing of the sort. The reality was a hysterical Fields rushing repeatedly at Trump, willfully ignoring instructions from the Secret Service to step back.
The rest of this childish tripe is more the same repeated ad nauseam. So why do I give 5 stars instead of 1? Because this book is a terrible lesson for America which can't be repeated often enough. And I confess to a slight sympathy for Fields. She is the classic 7/10 who thinks she's a 10/10 because she spent her early-to-mid twenties in a field populated by the most nauseating betas like Washington Post reporter Ben Terris. For years, she got away with baldfaced lies simply because a certain type of cringeworthy cuck would excuse any idiocy as long as she'd bat her eyelashes at him.
I also admit to a hearty chuckle on how Fields ruthlessly manipulated little Benji Shapiro to throw away his promising career. Women frequently demand to be portrayed as brave warriors in this kind of political fan fiction. The more interesting reality is how much more easily they achieve their goals through cunning as long as there are hapless betas ripe for the plucking. As the great Tywin Lannister said of Benji Shapiro in a far superior fantasy novel: "Manlets: when will they ever learn?"
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“I gave this book two stars because the paper was soft enough to use when wiping my ass.”
LOL, “7 out of 10 who thinks she’s a 10 out of 10”
That’s fantastic.
Wow, that’s just genius. I love the closing paragraph/Benji Shapiro takedown. So much potential lost there, unfortunately.