About 12 years ago, I had gone back to school to finish my degree. I was leaving the parking deck and saw everyone who was exiting driving around something. I was at the end of the line so I stopped and picked up the knapsack everyone was driving around. I pulled over and opened it before leaving campus. I found a wad of bills- thousands of dollars. I stopped counting around $3500 and wasn’t even halfway through. I returned it to the campus police and the owner did come and claim it that day. At no time did I expect accolades because ‘I am a Christian’. Our teachings in Christ are so different from muslims, who need to be petted and recognized for doing the civilized, decent thing since everything else in their belief system is so violent and based on deception and death of everyone else.
A Priest, a Vicar, and a Rabbi were discussing what they do with collection money.
The Priest says: “I draw a square on the ground, throw the money in the air, and what lands in the square i give to God and keep the rest”.
The Vicar says: “Oh! I draw a circle on the ground, through the money in the air, and what lands OUTSIDE the circle I give to God and keep the rest.
The Rabbi looks at them both as if they are crazy and says: “Well...I just throw it all in the air and presume he keeps what he needs”.