What exactly is a Facebook?
It’s a website where you can post pictures of your food and cat videos.
Look at me! Whee! I am vacationing in Belize!
Personally, I do not want anyone to know I have 13 Sailboats, a Rolls Royce,
6 motorcycles, 7 airplanes, three mistresses, and am $12 billion in debt.
I am a modest man.