No, worries. Hey, I believe you. You are a Republican. :)
A little story of me attending the second W inauguration. Up early after a redeye flight and headed for metro. Bought ticket and headed down the enormous distance on the seemingly never-ending escalator when I realized I left my gloves by the ticket machine. It was freezing out and no gloves would be horrible. Back up the never-ending escalator and went to lost found. MY GLOVES WERE THERE. So I told the guy at lost and found, “Of course my gloves would be turned in. All the Republicans are in town today.”
In the lost and found and so soon after you lost them. Thank heavens for Republicans, and it’s still a good story even if you don’t know who turned them in. Thanks for sharing.