I happened to mention today at my club, “Won’t it be refreshing to have a beautiful woman like Melania as
First Lady after 8 years of that fat-ass orangutang?” I had to buy eight drinks after everyone spit up.
Their obsession over Jackie for the last 60 years, is a little ridiculous. Now Melania drips elegance and class and beauty, more than Jackie ever did or could.
The libs always idolize Europe. Well, Melania is European. Speaks 5 languages. Jackie might have been pretty...But Melania...wow...
Would have been NINE drinks, had I been there, my friend...
Unfortunately, I do the nose-spew quite easily when someone cracks me up...