[The KG9 Kid]

Public speaking is no easy matter, but I think she’s got a problem with the English language when reading from a printed page.

‘Prostigation’ = Prosecution?

‘Ahjudocated’ = Adjudicated?

‘Inherence’ = Adherence?

‘Invesniganers’ = Investigators?

[Carriage Hill]

It's that 'ebonics gene' kicking in...

"Sir, I found her ebonics gene..."