He’s totally messed up the rest of his life. He’d be lucky to get a job anywhere.
He ought to have guaranteed lifetime employment - at the state prison. Thinking of various ways to measure a six by eight foot cell while serving solitary with no distractions.
To do something like that I imagine he would have to be high on what he spiked the LEOs drink with. Of course nowadays people can do so pretty unbelievably stupid things.
He could get a job at a Chicken and Waffle restaurant in the wrong part of town.
He can get a job in the prison cafeteria....serving tea.