Skip to comments.Venezuela’s President Tells His Starving People: My ‘Diet Gets You Hard, You Don’t Need Viagra!’
Posted on 09/14/2016 7:46:36 AM PDT by C19fan
During a broadcast this weekend promoting new socialist food distribution policies, Venezuelan president Nicolás Maduro jokingly referenced a popular nickname for the nations dire food shortages, telling a crowd, Maduros diet gets you hard no need for Viagra!
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They are out of bread and toilet paper, but are they out of bullets, too?
On a bit of a trip
Lookin for thrills
To get me some kicks
Yeah I warn you ladies
I shoot from the hip
I was born with a stiff
Stiff upper lip
What is it with Pinkos and perviness?
I guess he just admitted he needs viagria since he isn’t starving...
The guy should be hanging from lampost...
Look at them! They all look like they are missing a chromosome.
Hard as in stiff? Like dead?
He’s not lying. He’s just not telling them it’s rigor mortis.
Posturing for an uptick in the tourist spa market...
Something tells me that Dale Carnegie isn’t one of his favorite authors.
Rigor Mortis will sure give you a hard body...
Gets them hard as in rigormortis.
Maduro Antoinette......let em eat death.
Typical socialist idiot...typical. However, the idiot venezuelans voted for socialism so I hope they are enjoying themselves starving to death (with “stiff members”).
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