My Dad was cool....He knew chit, but only revealed it in scattered little comments....So it paid to listen.
One day he saw me bring home a really hot blonde Polack gal...Sandra.
When we had a moment together he said, “Son, if you want that little blonde to attempt to hurt you tonight in bed, then tell her your mom hates her.”
...And I did....And she did really try to hurt me....And it was good.
And I love and miss my dad so badly
Your dad was a wise man!
I wish I had met him.