Sounds like she’d be better suited in the mail room...
[(Off topic) I used to work with a gal for whom part of her responsibility was to set telephone appointments with existing clients in various states throughout the US. She NEVER could figure out the time zones and then when you threw in whether it was Daylight or Standard, she just about went nuts. It was frustrating to hear her trying to set a time with the clients.... (Sometimes I helped her.)]
Did she have mice legs and a great rack?