Please stop the ridiculous comparison. Chances are people stop reading half way in and they don’t get to the ‘punchline’.
Don’t get me wrong. You’re trying to be clever and cute, perhaps, but it falls flat.
I read the whole thing, got it, enjoyed it.
I don’t know - I think it is a good exercise to remind folks that God seldom uses “perfect” people.
“To obey is better than sacrifice...”