LMAO!
The Old Gray Lady will be one of the first ones to be sucked down the swamp drain.
To the NY Slimes: I might have been born at night, but it wasn’t last night.
Bankrupt the dinosaur media, like Obama destroyed coal industry.
Easy, pull away all the phone ad council crap, public service announcements, govt pork advertising. Vanquish them...
Slim or fat chance?
So now they’ve sunk to pathos, self-degradation and farce.
Like a junkie promising to never use again.
How can you re-dedicate yourself to something you never were?
Actually, it’s really kind of quaint that the New York Times believes there are still people out there who trust what they say. That’s such a fond reminiscence for them to provide; it’s kind of touching.
I would have a lot easier time believing this if they weren’t still putting out twisted garbage as of Monday morning the 14th.
How many heads are going to roll for malfeasance, and the destruction of public trust?
Zero!
I’d sooner believe Peewee Herman (Paul Rubens) was a macho man.
the NYT is indeed reprehensible, but the 95% drop in quarterly profits was due to $9 million in restructuring, one time write offs, and buy outs. Revenue was down 18% or so for the quarter, which is pretty horrifying, but that was still $360 million or so.
but if their quarterly profits were down 95% after a quarter of normal operations, they’d close the doors the next day — which would make me nothing but happy, mind you.
but the 95% figure is misleading.
Bwahahahahha.............hahahaha.....................lol.......rofl..............hahaha.....
There is only one way to tell when the New York Times is lying—they are publishing.
When they go out of business permanently the lies end.
Not one moment before....
Plus, today's issue is encyclopedic in showing just how deranged they are.
We've agreed to take a wait and see approach: honestly, if I see a shift, I'll go along with her. And if it shifts back, I'll get on the phone and cancel.
The reason I wouldn’t use the NYT to wrap my fish in is because it would make my fish smell rotten.
ReBranding...let’s try this thing called “honesty”
Honestly? They said that?
VC Sulzberger has no “honestly”, the little red prick. He chose to lie down with the Viet Cong and Hanoi, so he can never be trusted with “honesty” or “sanity”, ever.
The New York Times has lost ALL credibility, objectivity, journalistic integrity and honesty and whatever little "reputation" it has left. Their paper/rag isn't worthy of wrapping dead fish in, lining the bottom of a bird cage or for use as toilet paper! The good news us that is also just about what its stock is worth. The Trump organization, or another conservative with deep pockets will be able to buy it for a song if they want to.
Their BS didn't help the democrat fascist machine so now there's no big payoff.
Who believes they're going to change their stripes?
What, they'll go to a mix of 20% truth and only 80% lies instead of being completely in the tank?
Screw em' they made money off of spreading lies long enough, let them die and if there's a demand for a newspaper someone else will fill the need.
That “rededication” will last until the next election. Then it’s back to business as usual.
At least they’re admitting they weren’t being honest all this time if they have to make a media event out of announcing their brand new policy of truth telling.
They’ll still lie, of course. They can’t help themselves.