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Carr: The future’s calling for our Mr. Secretary
Boston Herald ^ | December 4, 2016 | By Howie Carr

Posted on 12/05/2016 1:29:22 AM PST by Brad from Tennessee

In case you missed it, John Forbes Kerry went before some women’s group in Washington last week and said: “I am not going to go quietly into the night.”

Quietly, loudly, nobody cares how you go, Liveshot, just as long as you go.

He spoke for an hour — talk about cruel and unusual punishment for an audience. During the course of those 60 interminable minutes, Kerry claimed he hasn’t decided exactly what he’s going to do next, so let’s help him out with some suggestions.

How about opening an Iranian restaurant?

He could call it The 12th Imam — try the lamb kabob. It’s THE BOMB!

Before dinner, have a drink in our cozy lounge, the Allah Akh-Bar. In the finest tradition of the Revolutionary Guards, the first shot is on the house. It has more kick than an IED.

He could endow the John F. Kerry Chair for Advanced Gigolo Studies at Yale University.

He could finish his tour of duty in Vietnam. . .

(Excerpt) Read more at bostonherald.com ...


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1 posted on 12/05/2016 1:29:22 AM PST by Brad from Tennessee
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To: Brad from Tennessee

He could ESAD


2 posted on 12/05/2016 1:33:15 AM PST by PGalt (CONGRATULATIONS Donald Trump)
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To: PGalt

Oh wow funny funny article!!!!!


3 posted on 12/05/2016 1:38:32 AM PST by nikos1121 (I hear Kasich is being considered for post master general.)
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To: Brad from Tennessee

My favorite in the comments:

Jns Eq
He cannot do any of the aforementioned. He must return to Easter Island to resume his post.


I never could figure out who he reminded me of; it turned out to be a what.


4 posted on 12/05/2016 2:06:18 AM PST by skr (May God confound the enemy)
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To: nikos1121
It is funny, but right now my mindset is rapidly becoming:

"Why give any of these shamefully bad people ANY press anymore, EVER !"

Hi Nikos

5 posted on 12/05/2016 2:10:19 AM PST by onona (Keeping the faith will be our new directive for the republic !)
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To: aspasia

When Bill Clinton left the WH he summarized, “They have the microphone now.”


6 posted on 12/05/2016 2:15:16 AM PST by aspasia
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To: skr

I’ll almost certainly find an opportunity to use that over the next couple months.


7 posted on 12/05/2016 2:17:34 AM PST by FreedomPoster (Islam delenda est)
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To: Brad from Tennessee

Kind of a phony, isn’t he?” Nixon casually observed.


8 posted on 12/05/2016 2:21:25 AM PST by Paladin2 (No spellcheck. It's too much work to undo the auto wrong word substitution on mobile devices.)
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To: skr

Why the long face?


9 posted on 12/05/2016 2:22:06 AM PST by Paladin2 (No spellcheck. It's too much work to undo the auto wrong word substitution on mobile devices.)
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To: Brad from Tennessee

Howie doesn’t seem to have much respect for Monsieur Cherie. LOL.


10 posted on 12/05/2016 2:43:23 AM PST by KevinB (Those who love sausage and respect the law should never watch either being made!)
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To: Brad from Tennessee

‘Liveshot’...that always used to crack me up every time Carr said that on his radio show. One of the only things I miss about living in America’s nursing home, soviet Red Hampshire (spit).


11 posted on 12/05/2016 2:57:58 AM PST by who knows what evil? (Yehovah saved more animals than people on the ark...www.siameserescue.com)
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To: skr

LOL!! So TRUE!!!


12 posted on 12/05/2016 3:24:32 AM PST by Ann Archy (Abortion....... The HUMAN Sacrifice to the god of Convenience.)
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To: who knows what evil?

You can listen to Howie online or via their free phone app. I luv “The Chump Line” ;-).


13 posted on 12/05/2016 3:57:31 AM PST by taildragger (Do you hear the people singing? The Song of Angry Men!....)
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To: Brad from Tennessee

He’s just a gigolo and he don’t wanna go.....


14 posted on 12/05/2016 4:26:31 AM PST by trebb (Where in the the hell has my country gone?)
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To: Brad from Tennessee

He could move to Hawaii and open a chain of fast food restaurants called “Aloha Snackbar”.

...and I hear the windsurfing is to die for.


15 posted on 12/05/2016 4:31:52 AM PST by WayneS (An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last. - Winston Churchill)
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To: Brad from Tennessee

bookmark


16 posted on 12/05/2016 4:35:30 AM PST by DFG
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To: who knows what evil?

Here’s Howie’s YouTube page
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCuGSlzerARgk4pwQ_PI2BCA

His show, 3-7pm EST weekdays, is shown live in his studio.
The link will pop up at 3pm on those days on this channel.
These live broadcasts are not saved - need to watch it live.


17 posted on 12/05/2016 4:40:03 AM PST by libertarian27 (FR Cookbooks - On Profile Page)
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To: Brad from Tennessee

He can windsurf to his heart's delight. As long as he GOES!

18 posted on 12/05/2016 4:43:08 AM PST by Rummyfan
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To: Brad from Tennessee
Here’s the bottom line, Mr. Secretary. It’s last call. You don’t have to go home, but you can’t stay here.
19 posted on 12/05/2016 4:46:16 AM PST by Rummyfan
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To: who knows what evil?; taildragger
You can listen to Howie online or via their free phone app. I luv “The Chump Line” ;-).

Taildragger's right...WRKO has an app,Howie has his own app and if you have unlimited cell service (as more and more do) he can be heard...24/7...at (605) 562-6135

20 posted on 12/05/2016 4:55:21 AM PST by Gay State Conservative (Deplorables' Lives Matter)
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