Yale is also my Alma Mater. I suggest the university change its name to Snowflake University and the students will be known as Flakes to warn potential employers.
Every student must be enrolled into the organization Students Wildly Indignant about Nearly Everything (tip of the cap to Al Capp) or SWINE.
LOL, that sounded like an Al Capp thing...:)
When Yale snagged that Taliban "student", Dartmouth grad Laura Ingraham had a guy on that explained that since "State" didn't recognized the Taliban, it wasn't put on the "undesirables" list for visas.