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Most criminals ARE this stupid.
1 posted on 12/28/2016 9:01:39 PM PST by Impala64ssa
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To: Impala64ssa

Well, the ones that are caught are. How about those whose crimes are not even suspected?


2 posted on 12/28/2016 9:05:34 PM PST by proxy_user
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To: Impala64ssa

He wanted 3 hots and a cot with the least effort.


3 posted on 12/28/2016 9:11:05 PM PST by B4Ranch (Conservatives own 200,000,000 guns and a trillion rounds of ammo. If we were violent you'd know it.)
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To: Impala64ssa

The amount of time a person holds an item in their hand at the store might be more than when they get it home and place it away.


5 posted on 12/28/2016 9:40:13 PM PST by Berlin_Freeper
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To: Impala64ssa

Why is it, these days, that the word “gentleman” is only used in relation to a criminal - and more often, a despicable one?


8 posted on 12/28/2016 11:41:38 PM PST by LittleBillyInfidel (This tagline has been formatted to fit the screen. Some content has been edited.)
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To: Impala64ssa

Democrat.


9 posted on 12/29/2016 6:59:28 AM PST by Uncle Sam 911
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To: Impala64ssa

Let me see, I guess the motel he was at was not a Holiday Inn Express.


10 posted on 12/29/2016 7:16:05 AM PST by Deplorable American1776 (Proud to be a DeplorableAmerican with a Deplorable Family...even the dog is DEPLORABLE :-))
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To: Impala64ssa

I had to deal with a shoplifter once, and it ended up being a reasonably fun experience (for me, anyway). I worked at a department store in the mid to late ‘80s and had just arrived at work. There were others in my department, mostly milling around since we weren’t busy. The code for a shoplifter came over the loud speaker for a door right next to us, and one of our guys says something like, “what’s going on; that’s the third one today.”

The dude had taken a walkman like tape or CD player, walks outside, gets confronted, DROPS the device, and starts running. I saw others running after him, so I decided to join. Across the parking lot was a tire/car repair place, and then across the street was a string of mostly restaurants. He clears the parking lot (running really fast), goes around the first restaurant, and disappears! The guys I was with keep running but I had a suspicion he had ducked into the Chuck E Cheese type kids pizza place, so I go in there. I look around, and see the door to the men’s room closing, so I go in to check it out. The guy is trying to crawl up into the ceiling to hide!

I grab his legs to prevent his escape and he gets loose and kicks me in the chest — which hurt! So now, I’m pretty mad and throw a punch right into the last area he wants a punch thrown into, and he drops down. I drag him out the back of the restaurant and somehow the cops are just driving up. They handcuff him and put him in the back while reading him his rights. I told them he’d be using the right to remain silent for a few minutes, anyway! I never did figure out how the cops and I timed our meeting so well.

Now, the cops won’t respond at all or if they do, they’ll write a ticket.


11 posted on 12/30/2016 3:30:29 PM PST by 1L
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