I thought this excellent and VERY funny...
Nobody can write a book anymore, nor music, and actors and actresses can't act and they MUNBLE; not to mention the fact that they can't project and have to be wired up/voice enhanced electronically.
After thousands of years, the theatre is just about completely dead; sadly. Even the revivals of good plays, don't make it any more...due, again, to people who are now supposedly "stars", but whom wouldn't get hired, when compared to high schoolers of the '50s' performances.