I love this comment:
Investigators are trying to figure out where the ATMs came from. It is unclear if they have money in them.
To: COBOL2Java
Saw some footage the other day where guys used a stolen forklift to load a ATM in to a stolen U-haul. That theft was in Texas .
2 posted on
01/03/2017 5:59:19 AM PST by
csvset
( Illegitimi non carborundum)
To: COBOL2Java
DC public school grads who no doubt thought they had achieved limitless wealth.
3 posted on
01/03/2017 6:05:16 AM PST by
Arm_Bears
(Rope. Tree. Politician/Journalist. Some assembly required.)
To: COBOL2Java
Cops have first dibs on jewelry store heists, (f'rinstance).
What's missing, Mr Owner?
I'll have to check my inventory ... it could take a day or so.
4 posted on
01/03/2017 6:08:57 AM PST by
knarf
(I say things that are true, I have no proof, but they're true)
To: COBOL2Java
Its a lot of work to steal an ATM. They’re heavy and well bolted in.
Better off getting a job.
Or even selling stolen fork lifts.
5 posted on
01/03/2017 6:09:27 AM PST by
super7man
(Madam Defarge, knitting, knitting, always knitting)
To: COBOL2Java
Don’t atms have the dye packet that tellers used to have? Do tellers still have the dye packet? I did 30 years ago.
7 posted on
01/03/2017 6:16:39 AM PST by
King Moonracer
(Bad lighting and cheap fabric, that's how you sell clothing.....)
To: COBOL2Java
The ultimate irony:
WDC IS an ATM!!!
Why would anybody need to steal one? (or two?)
10 posted on
01/03/2017 7:08:27 AM PST by
G Larry
(America now has the opportunity to return to God.)
To: COBOL2Java
Somehow I misunderstood the headline. I thought they were talking code for taxpayers wallet packed with stimulus money.
11 posted on
01/03/2017 7:45:13 AM PST by
momincombatboots
(Pray for Sky, 20, two gunshots to abdomen, college student, hostess, easy prey n transformed US)
To: COBOL2Java
I thought these things had GPS devices in them.
13 posted on
01/03/2017 8:21:37 AM PST by
Az Joe
(11-8-2016-----We're still here President Reagan!!)
To: COBOL2Java
14 posted on
01/03/2017 8:52:08 AM PST by
Califreak
(All Alinsky All The Time)
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