“stealing liquor from a Chicago CVS. She and friends stole a bottle of Jack Daniels, 2 bottles of brandy and a bottle of Mike’s Hard Lemonade.”
They actually sell these things at a CVS pharmacy??
I think if CVS didn't double as Your Friendly and Clean Local Liquor Store, they would already be out of business. :)
No, she was actually busted for stealing a copy of Newton’s Principia Mathematica from a nearby college library.