Help wanted for the worst job in Washington?

Hot Air.com ^ | February 9, 2017 | ED MORRISEY

[KyCats]

Morrisey’s an ass.

[mass55th]

They wouldn’t want me. I’d only aggravate the situation. I spent 25 years supervising convicted felons. My favorite reply to their requests was “NO!” I got so good at it that they didn’t even bother asking me for anything after a while. If convicts can be trained, maybe reporters can too.

[gaijin]

MILO..!!

[Zarro]

The real question about this story is why it matters, at least to the extent of the coverage it’s getting

Realize that since the detestable media failed in their elect-Hillary-mission, their Job One now is to attack our new president 24/7. A vacant cabinet position? OOoooooh! Something shiny! Let's attack it!

It's almost comical to watch them now. The Lester Holts. The Schmuck Todds. Scott Pelley. All so angry. Focused on attacks 24/7. Truly as detestable as ever.

[HombreSecreto]

Milo - yes!

Diamond and Silk - yes!

(they can trade off)

[lurk]

I would take it.

I would put two boxes on my desk. One is Requests and Questions. The other is Complaints.

Once a day I would empty them into the trash.

Problem solved.

[ilovesarah2012]

And Ann Coulter!

[bigbob]

Anyone remember Ron Ziegler? He was Nixon’s press secretary - that was a tough job. He died of a heart attack at age 63 and you’ve got to think that job was a factor.

[Huskrrrr]

Trump should see if R.L “Gunny” Ermey is available.

[dforest]

Oh good heavens, Milo would call him daddy.

That would be totally wild.

[Gaffer]

Former press secretary Ari Fleischer calls it “too important” to leave vacant for long:

Ole Ari....wasn't he a "pube" in the Bush [administration] WH?

How's the little guy doing? What drug him out for this? Does he have some kind of media gig now? Expert? Former-something they trot out to comment once in a while? Hmmm?

[HarleyLady27]

I’ll do it!!! They would absolutely love me there, and I can handle anyone or anything they sent my way!!!

On my way!!!

[onona]

Eggzackly

[TexasGator]

“Morrisey’s an ass.”

Did you read the whole story? He concludes that senate dems and CNN are at fault.

[be-baw]

Honestly, I think you could be a legitimate candidate. Here’s your first interview question: from a PR standpoint, how should the Trump administration deal with Russia for the foreseeable future?

[HarleyLady27]

Meet face to face with the Leader of Russia...build a relationship, but while doing this, both need to know that President Trump is looking out for America, and Putin is looking out for Russians...

The deal with the Uranium needs to stop...and no interference from Iran...if Russia can adapt to this way of thinking, then we can be friends, if not...then the sanctions stay where they are...and we will talk at a later date...

[be-baw]

Excellent response!

Looking at the big picture now: where, why and how should President Trump make public appearances?

[HarleyLady27]

He has to be extremely cautious on this, to many people want him taken out...so I would say:

Anything to do with Veterans, Military, American Heritage occasions...

Other than that, his speeches can be broadcast on T.V. at prime time to the American People, a presser like he is doing now, and pictures of him doing his job like they have been showing...

[be-baw]

What, if anything, should he do to maintain and improve support from traditional Democrats and the African American community?