The original fake news.
Danny is a staggering loss
Over time, the National Enquirer has been a consistently more reliable source. Sure, they have gotten a LOT wrong, but when they are right, they have hit the target much more closely than SeeBS.
True, most of their stories are sensationalist in nature, but that is beside the point. People pick up the Enquirer for entertainment, EXPECTING the stories to be unmitigated BS, but SeeBS starts out with the expectation that they are “unbiased”, a reputation running back decades, and they disappoint time after time.