Posted on 03/27/2017 8:00:20 AM PDT by kevcol
“You can throw those kinds of rocks at me any time. The bigger the better.”
Just what I was thinking!!
Oh, for the love of Pete. SJW’s are making an effort to kill any semblance of good humour on Earth.
Florida?
Yep, no grapes visible.
You are 100% correct - my kids friends who all in their early 30’s are always offended by something. They are never happy - they wake up offended or determined to find something that will offend them -
Winner.
(Although it’s carat)
I don’t know how that got in there, fat fingering the touch screen plus autocorrect I guess. Oddly apropos though, isn’t it.
Femunists; the perpetually offended.
“Every beauty should get stoned”.
That’s a good one. A couple of my GF’s tell me I should wear a ‘wolf’ ring.
Like this?
Does Your Chewing Gum Lose It’s Flavor
Lonnie Donegan
Oh me oh my oh you
Whatever shall I do?
Hallelujah,
The question is peculiar
I’d give a lot of dough
If only I could know
The answer to my question
Is it yes or is it no?
Does your chewing gum lose its flavor
on the bedpost overnight?
If your mother says don’t chew it,
Do you swallow it in spite?
Can you catch it on your tonsils,
Can you heave it left & right?
Does your chewing gum lose its flavor
on the bedpost overnight?
Here comes a blushing bride
The groom is by her side
Up to the altar,
Just as steady as Gibraltar
The groom has got the ring
And it’s such a pretty thing
But as he slips it on her finger
The choir begins to sing:
Does your chewing gum lose its flavor
on the bedpost overnight?
If your mother says don’t chew it,
Do you swallow it in spite?
Can you…
Thanks for posting this. There’s another article today in the Asheville Citizen Times, which is a Gannet rag so no live link can be posted.
The rant is from a Gender professor at a local university who goes through all the PC reasons this billboard was a bad idea. Quite funny in a ridiculously absurd way.
Dead Gannet Link, add an “h” to the front of it so you get an http syntax: ttp://www.citizen-times.com/story/opinion/2017/03/25/throwing-rocks-girls-isnt-funny-laura-wright-spicer-greene-jewelry-billboard/99623602/
That billboard and the protest is going to be very lucrative for the jewelry store. Now they are getting a ton of free advertising.
“You go, girl. I’m sure Spicer Greene Jewelers appreciates the free publicity.”
Spicer Green Jewelers is the 2nd generation at this location in Downtown Asheville. The original for decades before was called Wick & Greene and was a traditional, stuffy, high end and high class joint. The kids bought out the parents and said they’d take a different route. Indeed they have!
I hope they succeed beyond their wildest dreams and throw a cubic zirconia rock at the lib bimbo as a fake outrage consolation prize.
From the looks of her I'd guess she's a fugitive from a Smithfield hog farm.
Austin, Texas. I guess that is no surprise, though. We draw homosexuals like iron shavings toward a magnet.
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