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Woman found mostly naked in California claims to be mermaid
WAVY-TV ^
| April 5, 2017
| by Troy Pope
Posted on 04/05/2017 7:23:56 AM PDT by Oldeconomybuyer
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To: Oldeconomybuyer
Mulder and Scully should never have let the Peabody’s escape.
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posted on
04/05/2017 7:35:49 AM PDT
by
Bratch
("The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing." - Edmund Burke)
To: Oldeconomybuyer
That explains the gift I got in the mail. It was a really cool crystal bowl that had etched in it, “So long, and thanks for all the fish.”
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posted on
04/05/2017 7:35:54 AM PDT
by
Mr. Douglas
(Best. Election. EVER!)
To: Kalamata
"What a dilemma this presents for the California libs!" Did her Delta Smelt?
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posted on
04/05/2017 7:35:59 AM PDT
by
outofsalt
( If history teaches us anything it's that history rarely teaches us anything)
To: BitWielder1
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posted on
04/05/2017 7:37:12 AM PDT
by
CMSMC
To: dowcaet
I’m sure the politically correct spelling is “mynatee”.
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posted on
04/05/2017 7:37:31 AM PDT
by
Rurudyne
(Standup Philosopher)
To: Oldeconomybuyer
There are some strange things that happen up here, said neighbor Karon Renwick. Were in the mountains.
Cue the banjo music from “Deliverance”!
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posted on
04/05/2017 7:38:23 AM PDT
by
Polyxene
(Out of the depths I have cried to Thee, O Lord; Lord, hear my voice.)
To: Oldeconomybuyer
these stories are NEVER what you imagine...
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posted on
04/05/2017 7:39:13 AM PDT
by
bigbob
To: JBW1949
“Naked means you aint got no clothes on....
Nekkid means you aint got no clothes on and you up to sumthin....
Damn I miss Lewis.
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posted on
04/05/2017 7:40:23 AM PDT
by
CrazyIvan
(Fidel and Che are together again, and it ain't on a t-shirt.)
To: Brandonmark
Yes, in the sense that Rosie O’Donnell is Melania Trump...
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posted on
04/05/2017 7:40:39 AM PDT
by
bigbob
To: Oldeconomybuyer
If her name is Ariel, I think we have a winner.
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posted on
04/05/2017 7:41:10 AM PDT
by
PGR88
To: RandallFlagg
She is 5-foot-4, weighs 150 pounds and has webbed feet.
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posted on
04/05/2017 7:43:46 AM PDT
by
Opinionated Blowhard
("When the people find they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.")
To: Pearls Before Swine; tx_eggman; Lazamataz
Meh, could be worse...
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posted on
04/05/2017 7:45:05 AM PDT
by
SpinnerWebb
(Winter is coming)
To: Oldeconomybuyer
Mostly naked? Hmmm.
No idea what that means.
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posted on
04/05/2017 7:45:46 AM PDT
by
proud American in Canada
(May God Bless the U.S.A. (Trump: I will bear the slings and arrows for you, the American people))
To: Oldeconomybuyer
I wonder about these things when the subjects all speak American English:
If she is what she claims to be, how did she learn English?
Did she become a mermaid at some point?
If so, how does one become a mermaid?
There would be a lot of trans-humans who would want to replicate her feat.
What happened to convert her back to human?
Did she have a lot of contact with humans or just one human to learn our conventions?
Are there more of them and the all speak English?
(We’ll have to hunt them down and “examine” them)
Is she really an alien claiming to be a “mermaid?”
Are there local myths about such creatures?
Does she smell fishy?
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posted on
04/05/2017 7:47:40 AM PDT
by
Only1choice____Freedom
(If you choose not to deal with reality, reality will deal with you - and not on your terms)
To: pepsionice
LOL! I just said the same thing.
What editor let this go through?
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posted on
04/05/2017 7:47:40 AM PDT
by
proud American in Canada
(May God Bless the U.S.A. (Trump: I will bear the slings and arrows for you, the American people))
To: CrazyIvan
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posted on
04/05/2017 7:48:39 AM PDT
by
JBW1949
(I'm really PC....PATRIOTICALLY CORRECT!!!!)
To: Gaffer
“Mermaids gots moustaches?”
____________________________
Mature mermaids, yes.
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posted on
04/05/2017 7:50:05 AM PDT
by
muglywump
(Seven days without laughter makes one weak.)
To: outofsalt
Did her Delta Smelt? Did his tad pole?
To: muglywump
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posted on
04/05/2017 7:52:55 AM PDT
by
Gaffer
To: Kalamata
If she self identifies as a mermaid, then we must accomodate her in the bathroom of her choice. Or perhaps construct a special mermaid-friendly bathroom, complete with its own safe space. ;)
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posted on
04/05/2017 7:53:39 AM PDT
by
proud American in Canada
(May God Bless the U.S.A. (Trump: I will bear the slings and arrows for you, the American people))
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